Dr Gloom

wankbank

good point. it's actually often cheaper for most poor families to buy takeaway junk food than it is to puchase the stuff needed to make a proper healthy home cooked meal. and it's easier to let your kids sit on their arses all day in front of the tv or playstation than it is to persuade them to get outside and exercise. i'm fucked if i'm letting my boy turn out like that mind. he's going to be down the park every saturday kicking the ball around whether he likes it or not.

If Brazil are shite, what does that make us? I think Brazil will be among the favourites for the next world cup.

buttplug

that's the big problem in a nutshell. then there's the issue of english players not trying their hand abroad. it's a shame more players don't go out to spain, germany or italy for first team football. it rarely seems to work out for british players. they always seem to struggle more with the language and the foreign much food. i'll never forget ian rush remarking about his miserable time at juventus - "it was like living in a foreign country"

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penis

right, i'm going to cook some up at at some point and post a pic on here. then you'll eat your words, bitch tits.

what, like carroll and rooney?

Aye, a simple dish that you've done your best to murder on that evidence.

Yo Barney - I had sciatica in my 20s. I had a course of acupuncture, which helped a lot. It was one of the things that got me into the gym too as i was advised a strong core helps prevent this sort of thing happening, though it sounds like you already have that covered. good posture is key too.

way too much sauce. that shit needs cooking off. and it's in a sea of marge ffs

i haven't got the snaps to back it up, but here's how a real man makes beans: cook on low heat for over ten minutes until the tomato sauce has reduced and beans take on a much thicker look - like you'd get in a greasy spoon. then, take the beans off the heat and add a large knob of butter. mix well then serve over toasted freshly baked sour dough bread. real bread that you cut yourself, not that mighty white crap you're eating. plus avoid margerine. butter is way better for you and tastes better too.

Meenzer

i like beans on toast as much as the next man but mine don't look like the slop you've posted. i didn't think it was possible to mess up beans!

what is it with your pictures of food? you even make beans on toast look vile.

whoah. did you get a prize for cleaning the plate?

tuk tuk

Christmas Tree

did a savage lunch time weight training session today and have since treated myself to two lunches. one superzise quinoa salad with mixed veg, feta and chili and mango dressing. an hour later i was still hungry so had a mozarella, tomato and pesto baguette.

coogan did jonathan ross's chat show as alan partridge. it was painfully unfunny. shame; used to be quality.

hideous

i was wondering though if one of the main reasons we defended so deep was because of terry's complete lack of pace. he's alright with the play in front of him because he reads it so well but gets found out with the ball over the top. i'd drop him for that reason alone. our defensive line was about 20 yards too deep through out the tournament. at times we were just in front of hart with the midfielders holding their line of four on the 18 yard line. bonkers way to set up tbh.

berk. haven't heard that word in ages. think i'm going to start using it more in conversation. i was at a dinner party the other night where some one made the nob head sign. haven't seen that since the 80s i don't think. total blast from the past.

It does like. My in laws are Welsh and firmly in the 'anyone but England' camp. Massive chips on their shoulders. I personally would support one of the other home nations if they made the finals and we didn't. Comes from years of being better than the closest rivals. Easy to be bitter when you're in your closest rivals shadow