Dr Gloom

Same source as Baines I take it, dipshit.

i was thinking the same. wasn't he nailed on to move to chelsea for 20m by now?

Is that a spanish style 4-6-0 formation?

Under 30, surely

Darkies, wogs, wops, rag heads, Irish, scots, Geordies, southerners, gooks, mackems, chinkies, coons, frogs, yanks, Jews, eyeties... Hate em all me like. Send the buggers back.

Didn't Olivier Bernard end up selling bagels or something?

our car radio is only ever tuned into xfm, kool fm or radio 4. quite a range actually.

have you not seen the size of his toes and cankles in that bath pic he put up? i'd wager he does battle with pudgy trotters too so let's give him the benefit of the doubt for the odd typo.

we can afford to lose ranger and xisco whatever happens

I'm putting it down to fat fingers

Haha, I wish. I'm spitting feathers. Fiddlesticks.

Mortal drunk. Never got it

You didn't enjoy last season like? I thought I was supposed to be the gloomy one around here.

We don't really need to sign that many players. A full back, centre half and striker who can play wide in a 433 would do it as long as they're all first team material. The key thing is hanging on to our best players. Or making sure we've enough time to get a good enough replacement in if another carroll like bid comes in. I hope they've learned from the Kuqi incident.

Spitting feathers.

For Pete's sake - who is this Pete person? For Fuck's sake - I know this is said in frustration but why bring sex into it?

the artist. it was alreet, original i suppose, but is it really worth the 98 per cent it got on rotten tomatos or the 5 oscars? i'd give it a 6 or 7 out of ten at best.

he is a dour jock but he's a fucking brilliant tennis player, just a whisker away from greatness. shame, as he may well struggle to get the slam he would have got if he'd played in a different era. murray looked the better player in the second set, had his opportunities to go a break up then two sets up - could have been a different game. but then federer plays those two outrageous drop shots to win the set. i don't think murray ever recovered the psychological momentum again after that. and he just didn't look the same player once the roof went over. shame. i felt for the lad. you can see how much it means to him in the post match interview, despite him not giving anything away in the normal interviews. like others have said - no disgrace in losing to federer, the best of all time.

dahl makhani is one of my favourite curries.

Geoff Thomas

based on the current squad, 7th or 8th would be about par i reckon.