Dr Gloom

keep it coming. this is gold

Fuck me I'm turning into Noelie.

not looking much like world number 1 in the desert. that's an old school england top order collapse. it's situations like this that require a collymore brigadier block type innings but we don't have that kind of player in our middle order. got to hope someone like prior or broad can smash their way to a quick fire 50 to give us a total approaching something like semi respectable.

The baiting of LM is v funny but you have to wonder if he has mental health issues. This is far from normal behaviour

It looks like someone's photoshopped them tbh. Or, her dress is pushing them a little too much. Or something. Just sayin'. Shut up man, they're magnificent

They're whammers on the tit scale. 1 - fried eggs 2 - baps 3 - jugs 4 - whammers

They were actually in Magaluf Going to Kos for 10 days for a chill out in August and hoping to book Vegas for late September/October so it's still hot but not too hot. It's always hot in Vegas bro

Interesting. Doubt his wages would be a massive stumbling block, playing in France.

aye, it's looking that way isn't it. it would be a shame to lose such a talented player but he doesn't strike me as the sort of player happy to sit on the bench. i hope pardew starts him and makes him feel loved again. we could massively regret letting him go if it comes to that.

been a fucking awesome season tbf. loving it, partly because it was so unexpected.

you lucky bastard. can't think when i'll next to a trip as exciting as that. the downsides of having kids.

the history behind the old fashioned is class too. it's the original cocktail. before the were the huge array we have today, if you went to a bar in manhatten and asked for a cocktail, you'd get an old fashioned http://www.slate.com/articles/life/drink/2011/11/the_old_fashioned_a_complete_history_and_guide_to_this_classic_c.html

Although heavy petting in a spa ins't the best of ideas... I once got her to give me a BJ in the steam room at the Marriot and a combination of the heat and the erm "ecstacy" made me nearly pass out! Kind of ruined the pleasure as honest to god thought I was gonna black out i feel sorry for the poor sods who had to use the room after you.

that's the problem though innit. it would be just typical if the cunt tried to undo all the good work of the manager by selling colo or tiote on the last day of the window

it seems some get more pleasure from seeing us lose if it means they can come on here bleating about being right about everything.

what about a spa day? lasses love that shit - there are decent ones at seaham hall and matfen hall. you can be sat in a steam room while she has her nails done or whatever. then a bit of heavy petting in the jaccuzi before a romantic meal with a game of hide the sausage for desset. access to the pool and steam rooms aren't usually that expensive if you skip the treatments.

ignore the old oaf. simples

isn't that wjere they go in the inbetweener's movie? not that i'm saying your experience will be anything like that mate? i was thinking more kevin and perry go large ;-)

not my cuppa tea. best cocktail for has always been the old fashioned. the original and best. a sipping spirits man like yourself should be a fan.

Under the thumb tbh Massively!

dirty martinis are rank man. olive brine in a cocktail - fuck that. best olives i've ever had are sold at borough market. big fuck off green ones, pitted and stuffed with pickled garlic, red peppers, chili and herbs. different gravy tbh. harelequin olives i think they were called

sounds like a winner that one like

i'm all for the stag weekend jollies away if i'm honest. the weddings in ibiza and mallorca can do one though. not sure i'd get away with going to the stag then fucking off the wedding mind...

i thought made in daggengam was a bit meh too. the wife puts it down to me not being interested in movies that feature women in the central roles. obviously rubbish - i've lost count of the amount of times i've watched weapons of ass destruction.