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These football agents must piss themselves laughing after trying to negotiate with Charnley.

This thread title needs amending to "We do not discuss players" or "The embarrassing thread"

Ha ha ha ha we can't even get a loan player over the line. I hope Rafa hangs them all out to dry at his presser next Friday, the set of bastards.

I hope everyone joins in,there are plenty of rackets they just need lots of balls

Getting these loan players will hurt the team long term. Next season we will up to now be 3 players short. As Lakaku, Kenedy & Rondon return back to their clubs, given their ridiculous buy out clauses. Also West Brom let it be known early on they would be interested in buying Gayle. So in fact we'll be 4 players short Ashley's asset stripping of the team continues the bastard. Anyone for tennis on Tuesday night before the Man City game ?

£19 million option to buy mind

Aye he seems canny only started 19 Serie A games in 2 & a half years while being on the bench 55 times. I'm sure Rafa's ecstatic.

Spurs are said to be interested in buying Almiron they see him as a stand in for the injured Dele Ali

Charnley probably shit his pants at the thought of having to negotiate

It's not really that though is it mate it's the fact that these will have been Rafa's 4th or 5th choices on his list. Also I doubt they'll be match fit so won't play straight away.

Both of them can't even get a start for their club's & they're supposedly coming to play in the fastest league in the world. Fanks but no fanks.

Looks like a couple of loans Rafa again getting what he needs not what he wants Rafa Benitez keen to get a double deal done in time for the weekend. Sources in Spain this morning also confirmed an approach for Atletico Madrid's Gelson Martins after Benitez had moves for both players sanctioned by Mike Ashley following a short meeting at the weekend. Both deals are loan offers until the end of the season with scope for permanent moves afterwards, but for Benitez the main concern is bringing in the required cover for his squad. Like Gelson, Barreca has struggled to get game-time this season with just seven starts to his name in Ligue 1 this season for relegation haunted Monaco. Monaco boss Thierry Henry has sanctioned the player's exit on loan and it is now down to United to strike a deal for a loan fee and the player's personal terms.

Wise is a shithouse

I predict a very mild disturbance

I never believed he was ever going anywhere all it was, was a smokescreen against the protests. Happy Face has wrote a list of previous smokescreen i'll try & find it.Here we go... Sorry the writings small but it's worth looking at. Keegan protest - Ashley immediately puts the club up for sale and puts out his first woe is me statement including "I've got the message, you don't need to protest" Hull protest – KBA attempt to undermine the protest by announcing Jonas' cancer after they'd treated him terribly. Extra security on turnstiles and banners removed from protesters. Singing section sings about Ashley - Ashley removes the singing section. TMG starts - Ashley goes on Sky to lie and his KBA goons (Keys, Gray, Wise, Jordan, White, Ferdinand) go on to defend him. Sportsredirect – Ashley hires a new law firm to have site shut down Protest movement starts to target Sports Direct - Major Sports Direct shareholders literally advise other shareholders to vote against Ashley as CEO at the following AGM because "negative media stories about Ashley have damaged the company's public image." Keith Bishop overheard at an airport assuring someone calling on behalf of Ashley that "Don't worry, it'll all blow over in a month" Ponteland meal – Ashley resorts to sticking his Vs up at protesters Approached by fan in London – Ashley tries to start on him. Approached at the committee last week - "Please don't bother me no more" 11 minute walk in – match stream is turned off in foyer. Wolves boycott - goes on Sky to announce that club is as far along as it's ever been to being sold, local journalists and True Faith remove backing for protest, protest cancelled.

Fanks Rafa good luck in your next job with Lesta or the Blue Scousers. Fuck you Ashley you bastard

NUFC Gallowgate 360... Takeover talks broke down as Ashley wanted to keep SD advertising, the shop at the stadium and Strawberry Place land. Didn't want a relegation clause. Wanted £300m despite all this.

Anyone for tennis ? At the Man City game. #newballsplease

I said something out of turn I shouldn't have said it, I've apologised to Gloomy here & privately we're both good

Ki came off in the 58 minute of the opening game of the Asia Cup with a hamstring injury. He is now on his way back to Newcastle as he's no longer required for the last 16 for South Korea

Aye your right Andrew sorry about that Gloomy no offence mate

Good lad Gloomy Ashley will be proud of you

Just my opinion of course but even when we were 2 up I felt they could still get something

If we''re honest Cardiff were rubbish & we weren't that much better. Even at 2 nil up we didn't look comfortable & it wasn't until the 3rd went in we could breathe a sigh of relief. The 3 - 0 scoreline flattered us & we're still in trouble unless Rafa's allowed to pull a hat out of a rabbit before the window closes next week. Granted Huddersfield & Cardiff will probably go down but we''re very much in the mix with our next 3 premiership games being Man City Spurs Wolves TBH even if we do survive relegation again what'll be the point as next season (Rafa will be gone) we'll be saddled with a washed up has been manager who ironicly will probably be given money to waste. I hope as people are saying they're jacking in their season tickets this year the club is a mere shadow of its former self. The fans don't deserve Ashley & Ashley doesnt deserve the fans. He's taking the piss good & proper giving Rafa no money yet at the same time buying HOF, Debenhams, Evans Cycles & now probably HMV. The best thing to do is stay out of the ground until at some point he sells up & sods off history tells us things will only get worse while he still owns the club. Save your money & your sanity stay out of SJP & fuck Ashley.

Sports Direct House Of Fraser Debenhams Agent Provocateur Evans Cycles Game HMV ? Then he just sits back lying about selling the club & watching Rafa struggle he's an absolute cunt of a man