shakermaker

........plain macvities digestives in very cold milk for me

"strange little girl" "walk on by" "the raven"...all the stranglers "my suitor"-berentholer "planned obsolesence"-10,000 maniacs "cannonball"-the breeders "nothing natural"-lush "225" "fate"-both new model army "world"-new order "must i paint you a picture" "the man in the iron mask" "a new england" "the saturday boy"-all billy bragg i'm only getting started

but if you caught some little twat doing it wouldnt it pass through your mind to get a mate to use their phone to film you smacking the little twats teeth out ?

or they could stay where they are but change their name to the new orleans stains. go steelers!!

i wonder if anyone has the patience to work out net transfers in and out over the past 5 or 10 years as fat fred always waxes about one but not the other.i wonder what the true net outgoing is ?

fathers went upstairs thinking "i wonder if our young becky has got her chebs out again for the world to see online?"

i understand...could never understand people putting him in all time toon teams etc,had the ability,didn't do it enough to be up there.

good player,fantastic finisher,didn't work,legend......never!

kim deal sandrine bonnaire germaine greer(when young) sarah jane (tikkabilla) janet ellis (80's)

fast forward 2 months..."woman flees sunderland to re-join voodoo cult"

i fail to understand the current mass hype of coldpaly,razorlight,athlete,snow patrol.dont get me started on keane. opera has always been beyond any sort of understanding. kyzer chiefs....woooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh in every bastid song. rant over for now

i've ate nearly a half pound of chevington cheese over the last couple of days,bought at the cheese shop in morpeth it's very lightly creamy but has enough bite in it to make it worthwhile.

FIFA dont allow clauses to be put into contracts that would prevent a player playing for his country. as for our position relating to solano,he's 30 or 31,peru have no chance of qualifying for the world cup and he's fallen out with the manager,i guess fat fred/souness would think its a fair chance nobby'll not be off to south america every other weekend..........unless he's found yet another new girlfriend?

she says "aye,but i've got a trick pelvis,and if you look at the size of my hand you'll realise your not getting away spotty!"

yes....and it's also easy to find if someones nicked it)get them to check your seat).never worried about losing my ticket since the days of standing.

sky sports news(for at least the 15 mins)

at last i think we are equal with spurs(they stole waddle and gazza,we have given them kevin scott and jj for a silly price)all square now .

check your memory or vids to see how many crosses leading to headers there were in his last season here....i'm hoping more for through ball lovely through ball.

if we had a slightly larger squad it would have been excellent the loaning out of milner.we are still a bit short on numbers but milner needs the games and experience(hopefully it's not with a view to permanence)

tonight you die(in whichever way you want)...what would your obituary say about you ?

the club bid for forwards before midfelders. he had a personal problem with bellamy not robert,wity robert the problem was the other was the other way round,he couldnt understand why souness was reluctant to play him even though he was playing crap.with bellamy it was a dicipline problem and any many worth his salt would have done tha same thing. assault on the training pitch...ha fucking ha,bellamy would have been sacked inside a fortnight,or since souness's reign statrted how about the chair throwing,and do you still think bowyer should be here ???? like you i'm waiting for the forwards we need,and if they come we will probably have a better team than he started with but a weaker squad...we both know you need both to get anywhere.

sky sports news,waiting for the morning papers headlines.

if he's backed him all the way why havent we 2 forwards while bidding just short.even this close season,o'brien fee,hughes£1.5 mill,bellamy£5.5?,ambrose£1mill?.....parker£6.5,emre£3.8,not too far apart so fat fred has backed souness with all of about £1.5 mill? nice of you to move the goalposts as it were to make it happy with bellamy when he was here ...define "here" as a lot of people were very pissed off with him around the time of the arsenal away game as you well know.

fold the kit-kat dress up neatly in a shoe box and re-open when you are allowed more access.

he bought Faye, Moore and Babayaro. He let Bernard go to be replaced by Babayaro. He has let Ambrose and Hughes go. He wants to get rid of Bowyer and keep Dyer and Jenas. He has let our entire attack go and replaced them with more midfield players. He is down on his transfer fees and has used the majority of his budget to do the above. No one was pissed off with Bellamy. If you were, you were the only one who was. We have plummeted in the league, believe it or not it's results that count, and every time he talks about Spriit, Bobby Robson should go on TV and tell him he should shut his gob until he matches the spirit, results and ability of the team that played regularly in the Champions League that he inherited. 16451[/snapback] a) as squad players as the squad was rather depleted when he arrived(babayaro was due to needing a short term fix due to over demanding previous encombent who is now struggling to find gainful employment) b)see above c)so! d)wants rid of bowyercos he hasnt performed plus he'll be worth less in a years time,dyer having now signed a new contract perversly is worth more that he was due to not being in the last year of his contract,also he's played well since xmas(bowyer has played ok very end of last season aswell),jenas,is it possible souness is just making the noises to keep the price high ? e)we needed quality in midfield as opposed to numbers,money is there for forwards,ask fred why it aint being spent ? f)his budget still seems to have a bit left but if the chairman wont spend it ???? g)are you the same leazes mag that was on the old toon-chat board???? if you were you may have noticed one or two being very pissed off with bellamy,i'll admit leazes you do put over some good points but putting stuff like that makes you seem silly.