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I said this about Anita as well. The Fish gave me his 'water carrier' lecture, where he starts trying to talk in-depth about tactics to appear knowledgeable.

Training with the kids. "Child's play"

Our couple mill buys will dry up now we know the freebies do best

I questioned them in the summer. Just saying

Physioroom has all of our injured players back in january. Like an influx of new signings

I'm predicting tears when my niece's new xbox gets switched off in the living room for a day of partially pixelated football. Then again knowing me father he'll take her side and I'll get booted elsewhere

So... BT sport day passes? Can this be done?

Probably get dicked because we're shit again, the sadistic part of me wants to watch it though. Off round the parents for Christmas dinner, they've got sky but not bt sport. Can you get day passes? Normally I'd stream it but don't think everyone else would be happy watching pixelated football

We've been out. Place we went to sacked the manager a couple of weeks back and it appears he's done a number on them before he went. They brought out 5 goats cheese starters, not a single one of us ordered one, and had 6 of us down for turkey - 2 of our party (great aunt and unc) are veggies (the false type that still eat fish). When we corrected them, they told us there was none of the sea bass that they ordered left and they ended up with what looked like some sort of mushroom risotto. They ate it and didn't complain like but didn't look happy. Mine was canny, though!

THE CHRISTMAS TR...uce THE CHRISTMAS T...HREAD stop getting his hopes up!

Shhhhhh man, they nearly had him going at it with a knife. Not pulled owt like that off since Ken/Steviegate. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone!

Alnwick should be accommodated in the reserves.

How can people not like him?

I think his exit has coincided with the downfall of The Fish

I'd be up for Alnwick on the wing like

Playing Sissoko out of position is a Pardew tactic

Played much better than Tiote.

So no Colback, no top scorer, and 3 centre halves to deal with Altidore

--------------Alnwick-------------- Janmaat Colo Dummet Haidara -------Sissoko--Colback---------- Cabella-----------------Sammy ---------Perez-Cisse-------------

I've had visions of 1-1

"Flannel is for the bathroom not the boardroom" line of the series so far for me.

They're one of the most toothless teams in the league and in theory Alnwick shouldn't have much to deal with. But this is their cup final and so it'll probably play out differently. I can't see us winning. Draw or a loss.

He's still around playing top level football. Can't remember who I was watching the other week and he came off the bench

Ian Rush as well

Stephen Glass. Paul Dalglish