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  1. Yup, or at least thats what the mirror was saying before Christmas. My new theory is that Ashley was either bullied by a geordie or supported a rival club during the Keegan years and decided one day he would have his revenge. Nothing about putting the club up for sale after criminal underinvestment, getting a 250 mil offer and refusing ; makes any sense whatsoever. Having billions and wanting to fuck over an entire city due to some egotistical revenge campaign over a childhood wound. Now theres a more plausible theory.
  2. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    stolen a living is a bit harsh of you're talking about gouffran, he's grafted and changed his style for pards. serious question tho lads, if getting pissed off at Ashley and co playing the same shit game they always do, with rafa as manager == bedwetting. What does getting excited about signing a Norwich player the day before your first friendly equal??
  3. Siem De Jong

    Glad to have him back, to be honest. Expect the "he's like a new signing" patter in aug when we've only bought one player
  4. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    No but they havent the record our directors have. Its already getting late, you call it bedwetting i call it denial. Rafa was clearly wanting to build his team during the second stage of the championship, already we are running out of time to realistically expect anyone to assimilate with the squad. oh and fish, yeah was a bit over the top, im sure we will sign someone, but i suspect it wont be enough or of the quality we need.. weve lost a few we've released with no replacements imo. soz lads, but why expect different outcomes from identical situations. The best I hope for is that the lack of signing is down to a new owner coming in.
  5. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Why does anyone expect anything different? Year on year, time after time the same. Mike Ashley and his team are fucking idiots. we bought fuck all in January , and we'll do the same again by the looks of things. Are we saying everyone rafa wanted in mid season are niw unavailable?
  6. Rafa Benitez

    2 or 3 premiership players at best , at current rates ?
  7. Rafa Benitez

    Well, it was great having him here and I hope he gets a good send off at the weekend Great manager, such a shame we got him during the Ashley era.
  8. Newcastle United v Pies

    I thought so, not expected back for another game after this one.
  9. Newcastle United v Pies

    aye and 2 of those deserve to be in it too.
  10. Newcastle United v Pies

    Quite a nice town for pubs mind - but we'll batter these I reckon.
  11. Shearer or Beardsley?

    Aye its a good one. I demand someone changes their vote!! The two beardsley goals from 2:40 to 3:05 , are legendary in my memory. Someone mentioned the number of goals Pedro scored vs Shearer, but lets remember that Shearer scored a hell of a lot of penalties.
  12. Shearer or Beardsley?

  13. Shearer or Beardsley?

    Quality. 5 trophies at Liverpool and 60 goals after that for him .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIzRfz3NZz "Peter Beardsley, Jackie Milburn, certainly they're the two greatest geordies to represent the team in this shirt"
  14. Rafa will he stay ? or will he go ?

    Well, thats the media and outside fans for you. I find big wanks help take the edge off.
  15. Shearer or Beardsley?

    Fuckin hell lads, enough about Shearer, who wasn't better than Beardsley and more about Pedro.

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