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Noticed you're browsing Noelie, have you just got up or are you yet to sleep after a wild night of celebrations?

Wow, responding to a post about Stevie's ordeal with a brain tumour by calling him a coward. Top lad.

Gouff

How many hospital balls does tiote play?

Nice one Perez

Cheers Tiote, free money

Pardew out

Grew into that half a little bit, thought we were going to get battered for 45 minutes after the first 10. Bring Cabella on for Gouff, Anita for Tiote, push Perez up and sammy out wide

Want to see Anita for Tiote asap. Well after Tiote gets his yellow card because I've got a tenner on it

That's what happens when you select silly individuals

Altidore's miss today mackem at work bet me he'd outscore cisse. I made the bet when cisse was still injured as well

All from grafter gouff not coming to meet the ball

And misplacing simple passes

Williamson as well. Given the way they play that's a fucking baffling selection.

Just seen this, nasty bastard.

Returned to France and won't play for Hull again

Happy Birthday!

Destroyed and still in the Champions League every season, you sound like Piers Morgan.

He'll play one up top as well, when we should really play two and try to expose Debuchy at CB as much as possible.

He mentioned Aarons should be ready so if he's fit start him. Never really bought into this 'not fit enough to start but fit enough to come on' malarkey. Play him and if he's fucked later on bring him off. He won't play Cabella because he's not defensive enough for him and he's been making noises that he won't start, but his performances have been improving and a key part of his youtube highlight reel is him tearing Arsenal a new one. So those two would be my wide men.

Bottle job of a starting line-up probably, Gouffran and as many defensive grafters as he can pack in.

He could probably get Pards to manage both teams, fanks for the extra workload Mike!

PaddockLad is up there so I don't know what The Fish is laughing at.

The Fish needs to grasp the basics of football before graduating to these fancier words, really. He's the worst kind of fan, the one that thinks he's got advanced knowledge whilst possessing little. I'd do you a list of knowledgeable footballing people on here but I don't want to offend. (anyone apart from The Fish!)

He mustn't have gotten his zero hours contract yet