ClubSpinDoctor

You're starting to make the board look untidy

"Compact" when we're winning. "Negative" when, more frequently, we aren't. Re: the players "still" playing for him. We've been winning with an understrength team littered with kids, all of whom have something to prove and would therefore give 100% regardless of manager. The team he picked at Southampton certainly wasn't playing for him.

Nor ridiculous at all. We should be regularly going on unbeaten runs. Then he'd deserve it. Our false league position now will have him coming out with some expectation management lines as well. And even if he does deserve credit he's not getting it from me because he's frankly a deplorable cunt. Ask Jonas.

I'm enjoying it without rimming Pardew for it. Deserves no credit. He's both a fucking arsewipe and a shit manager.

We'll be bottom half once our team stops picking itself and Pards can bring purples like Riviere back into the fold.

It's either made 20 days before he's diagnosed or 20 days after he's fully recovered. Absolute cunt of a human being.

Even the 1/16th Welsh part of me wants an England win.

Can we take 'football' out of the title, given that he has little interest in it?

A more than capable understudy, but Santon is one of our purples for me. Amazing that he doesn't have more goals for us really, he loves an effort and they're usually decent ones.

quite amused? if you didn't deliberately mispronounce it when addressing him you're a bit of a jobsworth

From Broken Dreams Boulevard.

Tbf I don't mind the mackem-baiting that is mistaking our ground capacity

If i had those laid about and someone offered me money for them I'd be quick to dispatch too

I didn't miss any point whatsoever, you drip

Collymore is fickle. One minute he's bedding Ulrika the next minute he's batting her

During our poor run his over organisation negative tactics were to blame. The difference now is injuries have injected some hunger into the side through players that wouldn't be otherwise selected. Fuck Pardew and his purple patch

Been twice, you can eat read and sunbathe there too

How is this team even winning? I looked at the starting line-up on my phone and thought 'disgrace'

How long did that take? I'd rather stop at home than be sober on a boat for a length of time. What did you do for fun?

Physio room has him fit in a couple of weeks. Gets some stick off some of our supporters but I'm looking forward to having him back.

All whiskey is rank

I've met the owner a couple of times and ate at all three of his mountain restaurants!

Any of them, regardless of ability.

Did he really say that?