ClubSpinDoctor

Your data isn't going down well on the SMB HF http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/colbackward-pass.958186/

Fucking hell, if that's what her dinner did to ya then you've got a ready made excuse to avoid the in-laws in future. Hope you're okay man. Should you be drinking though?

Being close to scoring doesn't put points on the board. I'm not basing what I say just on the two games we've played. I'm looking at our awfulness in the second half of last season, taking into consideration that the few pluses from last season have been sold on, and then questioning whether what we've signed is enough to improve what we've sold. Then I'm factoring in that if we get stuck in a rut, like we did in the second half of last season, our manager was pretty ineffective at inspiring a turnaround and then I'm thinking we're so reluctant to sack him that if we did get into a sticky situation I don't think he'd get the bullet quickly and decisively. I don't think we're relegation candidates yet, I just don't think it's a ridiculous suggestion that we get dragged into one this season, especially without a goalscorer.

Missed a trick when they were getting linked with Cabaye, exactly what they need and he was available at a snip.

They're practically stalking him like a crazed ex. Imagine if we started 10 Cabaye threads every time PSG played

It's a far cry from "we lost the players that brought the majority of our goals this season and we still need that address that" as well. His finger on the pulse crack is basically delaying the fans fury until after the window shuts. He's hoping we can smash a few in before then, then his comments for not buying a proper goalscorer are set up nicely

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-backs-manu-riviere-7662757? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-believes-goals-ths-7664229? The 'don't expect another striker' PR overdrive!

Dull nonenity/Deplorable cunt. You say potato I say tomato. I gave my season ticket up a couple of seasons ago now CT, so if posting a lot in a match thread is as big a display of caring as arranging my life around our home games to travel 35 miles to SJP for our home games then sure CT, I still give a fuck. I give a fuck about the plight of the club's ownership and it's policies, but results/failure to score etc what's the point in caring? If we do well and I get happy, I get made unhappy again because we fail to build upon it and dismantle the winning formula. The football side of things I've got a blasé attitude towards, so if a shit result happens to give weight to an argument I might have made about the club's policies then I don't mind bringing that up. That's not because I'm happy with the shit result, it's because I'm not happy at how fickle some people were over the summer, because we signed loads of bodies. Credit where it's due etc was being trotted out. Minimal credit was due. We lost Remy, and Fulham spent more on strikers than us in the summer.

Bit complimentary to Gosling calling him a good squad player

He could be our 5th best and be a bargain at the sweet cost of nothing. Fanks lads!

They're dying for us to think he's shit on RTG

Na he even did it a couple of times when we were breaking today, Villa were on the back foot and we were surging forward on the counter and he would pull it back and slow it down, allowing Villa's players chance to get back.

Second half of the season was relegation form. We've lost 2 of our better players from a relegation team form. Remy's goals definitely haven't been replaced, that could land us in trouble. I'm not saying it's nailed on. But if we go into an early season slump, do you have faith in Pardew to turn it round?

Well I don't see it as 2 goalless games, I see a continuation of last seasons toothless shitness. And my faith in Pardew is zero. Literally.

I'm bordering on couldn't give a fuck anymore with us and I'm almost apathetic to the fact that we haven't scored a goal, not gleeful. That's a direct result of Mike Ashley's net spend on strikers since he bought us. There's nothing to be gleeful about at NUFC, we've got a team with players that get sold if they're good enough and a deplorable cunt as a manager. It was really fucking me off that people were trotting out 'good business' nonsense this summer. Selling our best players and replacing with unproven cheaper players, some even citing that Debuchy has turned 29 as justification for selling. So yeah, I'm perversely a little bit satisfied at looking like being proved right purely because the people saying otherwise were talking absolute shit. We could be in a relegation battle this season unless things happen before next Monday.

What was Riviere bought as btw?

Oh just not finishing them, nowt to worry about then Do you still think we've improved the team from this time last season?

Remaining goalless at least exposes Pardew's carry more of a fret comments for the shit patter that it is before deadline day and picking up dull points keeps the pressure on him from our support, whilst limiting the damage to our season. We need to sack the cunt

Changed your tune quickly

Ben Arfa explodes/penetrates where Cabella slows play down (too often for me) and tries to be more delicate/cute. He's done nothing other than show he's an alright dribbler to suggest they're similar.

Worse behaviour than the headbutt

Except appear in public with that goatee of course. Ayoze replaces.

Hasn't done anything wrong today Riviere.

What the fuck Senderos