ClubSpinDoctor

Aye, even though we won't reinvest it, at least commanding a high fee might act as a deterrent to clubs courting our players.

I think he could wait for a better move as well.

I can understand players wanting CL football, but this cunt only signed for us 18 months ago fully aware that we aren't a Champions League team. If he's staying in the Premier League we should be charging them extra as well.

Could his bitter arseholeness be about to subside? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2680497/Extra-time-Newcastle-United-owner-Mike-Ashley-rekindles-relationship-ex-wife-split-11-years-ago-50m-divorce.html

Lovren £18m rejected is the latest!

The advanced midfielder who we'll call a striker because we can't afford a striker and the fans want strikers

How are Southampton's players worth so much? You'd think they'd won the Champions League.

Canny brutal that, and I like BMWs

Also said he thinks he's an "honest trainer" Poor misguided fool.

Well, they're not when they're deployed as 3rd and 4th full backs anyway.

Think we need wingers personally, seeing as ALL of ours are grossly out of favour

Any talk or speculation regarding Suarez will result in a BAN!

Pardew constantly telling us just how big signing Colback is doesn't inspire confidence does it

We're stuck with him as well. It's not a case of there not being a buyer, he doesn't want to sell. His main business has grown substantially since he bought us, with the aid of free advertising. Add that to the profits that he can fleece off us, and the prestige of owning a Premier League football club. Where are the drawbacks for him? All we're left to hope for is an artery to clog up

Aye poor logic, hardly an incentive to play well with that money already sitting in his bank.

Commentators will get him and Bony mixed up won't they

Yep, we can't offer money or ambition so who'll come? We haven't even got Cabaye to attract the gayers anymore

He should wear his KKK hood for matches, they haven't got a mouth hole have they?

Just in time to play NUFC

We could sign the 11 players from the team of the tournament in Brazil and I wouldn't go back with this fucking dick head around. I hate him more than Ashley, who at least has the decency to keep a low profile.

Been linked with absolute shite as well, and even that's turning us down.

I didn't think there was any land at the north pole.

Is there a sensitive way to tell somebody that their ironing hasn't been good enough lately?

Well it'd explain why we have to wait till after the world cup...

Cheers I'll have a look through next week some time