ClubSpinDoctor

No bites

I don't think we've got any players that I'd be gutted to lose apart from Debuchy, who we'll lose.

Wouldn't be that bothered if Sissoko went, don't think he's that good

I'm always checking tits round the pool too

Has Ashley bought Happy Face?

"there they give you respect but they prefer players who come from their own area" Ok, Luque!

Has the 'Selfish' trait on Fifa, Pards is going to love him

So far on this page then he's been described as quick and sharp and slow as fuck.

Doesn't get any worse

He's Welsh

League champions, Champions League finals, it baffles as to why they struggle to hold onto their top players. They do always replace them well though.

I think we should wait to see who replaces De Jong/Shola before we jump to any conclusions. Neither Shola and De Jong will have been value for money in terms of wages. Not keeping them could easily mean replacing them with cheaper squad players of equal or lesser quality. Or indeed not replacing them at all.

Had this s5 for 4 days now, going from Orange onto an EE tarriff. Had no data connection since I got it. Clearly something wrong at their end, yet when I ring up I keep getting some fucking mong telling me to take the battery out and try again. End of my tether, I'm working 12 hour night shifts with no internet access, I've got nothing to do. I'm bored, and I'm having to physically talk to people during my break times

Is there any way of verifying that 94% figure? Sounds far-fetched to me and well, they're proven liars. Could it be a 'nothing to see here" spin from them?

Start a sustained campaign of sticking competitor's signs/banners etc over his SD signs. There must be some small firms willing to fund this

And that's just for kitting them all out in their Sunday best for 70% less, nothing to do with what he's doing up here!

Freddie Shepherd defending Pardew today. It's nice of him to occasionally remind us that he too is an imbecile.

See how often he wants to come up here when we get every fast food joint within a 50 mile radius on side with a blanket ban

He's the sort of cunt who wouldn't back down even if there was full-game boycotts. He's not in it for our ticket money he's in it to get his Sports Direct logo on the telly and in the media. Boycotting would probably give it even more exposure.

Imagine being a player and Pardew telling you that you haven't been good enough

Says a man that clearly hasn't been to one of my famous 'operating profit' parties!

Plus we got relegated without reaching a cup final! I'm thinking the two things aren't linked.

Don't worry, we'll have plenty to spend if the club's legal team can successfully sue the media outlets reporting we'd approached other managers.

I see this as a direct 'fuck you' to the protesters. Anybody that goes next season, anybody, has no respect from me.

The increased TV money will have increased the club's 'sale price' as well. We're going to be stuck with this until high-cholesterol offers us a reprieve.