TheGoslingBeast

No?

I think Colo is a dogshit defender and captain, get rid.

Sissoko is the worst. Gives away everything.

That's it, Pardew whatever you're up to in training it's the work of a fucking amateur. Pack your bags and get the fuck out of town.

I'm pretty sure I can blame all this on tactics, horrific fucking tactics. Fuck off Pardew.

Where the fuck is Facundo Ferreyra?????

Siem De Jong is probably way shitter than Cabaye aswell.

Obertan had some nice runs down the wing though, improved his crossing aswell.

I hope Ashley paid a man to review Pardew's tactics this season, even if he have no clue about the sport someone should inform him what a imbecile Pardew is on matchday.

Gotta say, Obertan's body looks really fit, and I mean Sissoko type of fit. Wouldn't mind seeing him give a go upfront to see how he compares with the central defenders.

I wonder if Siem de Jong was brought in just do increase the probability of scoring from of long shots.

Thanks for the article. Here it is "Under Pardew, Newcastle have almost completely avoided playing the ball into the box any more. Pardew prefers his players to either have a shot from long range, or to lob a ball into the box over the top for a knock down. He has abandoned all creativity and rather than take the time to break down a defense and create a few good chances, instead he trains his players to create twice as many poor opportunities to get lucky."

Obertan is really just good in the matches that doesn't matter.

I can't see what we are trying to do tacticalwise, we're just playing on luck and the odd moments of decent play as always. Alan hasn't shown clue the last three years, of course it will be the same this season, a new squad doesn't matter.

This happens when Pardew manages the squad. Fuck him right off.

I'm beginning to think the potential signing of Shola Ameobi as our new striker will be our only addition upfront this summer. He will definitely be like a new signing for Pardew.

Does Ayoze have something in his pocket, or is he just happy to see Peter Beardsley?

Just hold your finger over the number coming after 1_ for the next 10 seasons (I'm sure Ashley only have 10 good years left to live before his blood coagulates inside his veins) and we are always winning the league.

Why we want Ibarbo again???? Obertan has pace, I'm pretty darn sure if we put Obertan upfront in 100 games he'd do better than Ibarbo's 0,1 goal per game ratio.

Only Pardew can spend 35 million and make our first eleven look weaker than before it was spent.

Yeah, if there was a reason the scum didn't want him, why would Newcastle even consider looking at him...unfuckinbelievable. Ashley signs him to piss us off I guess.

What has this summer window to come to, when my only hope left for the remainder of it is that we cling on to Abeid.

You mean they are, we're not really part of anything.

Ashley has misunderstood, if you are looking for a good deal, you don't go to the club you've pissed off several times before, and offer them half of what they what want for their best player.

Are you even agreeing with yourself?