Wardi

Couldn't happen to a nicer club. 🤗

Our old honest boy scout puts Kettering ahead. 😄

Arteta retires to the dressing room to compose his usual charming, gracious in defeat and sportsmanlike post match speech.

Pen to West Ham, 2-1

The funeral will be held tomorrow for the scientist who discovered wheat allergies, he has sadly passed away age 78. His family have requested no flours at the service.

Some years ago in Corfu I saw a local guy climb onto his motorcycle with a small child as pillion passenger. He leaned over with a lit cigarette in his mouth and unscrewed the fuel cap to see how much was left in the tank. 🤔

My Dad took me to this game when I was a nipper. Sixpence in old currency for the programme and I do remember a vendor who wandered along the touch line shouting 'peanuts, tanner a bag'. 2-0 to the Toon (Iley, Penman) which confirmed our promotion from the old Div.2.

I once knew a girl who had one leg shorter than the other. Eileen She had a sister who didn't have one leg shorter than the other. Noleen.

Not quite Alex, apparently Exctincton Rebellion glued the entire Liechtenstein team to the pitch.

San Marino win first match in 24 years tonight, 1-0 v Liechtenstein. Champagne in the fridge for the lads.

I have just learned that Richard Gere's father was a very talented German ventriloquist. His name was Gottler.

An excellent publicity campaign from the RSPB.

The sign writer has been sacked.