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Well I certainly have more curves!

Is single again after splitting up with La Paradis. I'm off to dust of my wench's outfit

Aargh, Jamie Carragher man. Utterly incomprehensible

Pssst it's 'scepticism'

Can we have new controversial subject soon? I'm bored with this one and I need entertaining..

Oh there's no doubt that he's milked it! And that you bitch on more than any women any of us have ever met

Alan Hansen is looking more like Alan Partridge every night. He desperately needs a haircut.

He's right like

I had some of that made in a Zulu village when I was in South Africa. It was grim

Happy birthday!

So does yours by the sounds of it! We're off to see the Gruffalo at the theatre and then somewhere nice for dinner. It's himself's birthday as well as Fathers day so I've had way too many cards to buy

Mines on holiday in Spain so he'll be getting a text!

Just to remind you forgetful chaps (and any chapesses) to at least buy your dads a card for tomorrow!

It's nice to be appreciated at work, and not by a patient but colleagues that we helped out last weekend

He'll try and tell us there's no Santa Claus next.

I'm not an option.

More fundraising stuff? I know they're still taking donations to help with rehab when they get home.

You're very brave at the moment

Sometimes you can never quite tell with that Monkey

Or fucking Dawn French?

Michelle asked me to pass on her thanks to everyone "on the Newcastle site" who has supported them. The bairn is safe and sound x

Nah.

Surgery over and the little one is in the recovery room, her mam and dad are with her. The surgeon has told them everything has gone really well.

Be nice!