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Tosser When I ordered the baby I was told it would come today but the last post has been and gone and there's no sign

My mam was 60 last Sunday. We got her a Wii fit

Funniest thing about that is that I've moved house so that's not my landline anymore Wait, wasn't it in the message about your new address? I'm sure that was why my phone used the number in the first place. Oh christ, I'm beyond confused now. Erm... happy birthday! Oh aye it was I'm now confused too, but if it ends with 21 then it's the new number. Wacky - yes, very. Like due in 2 days very

Funniest thing about that is that I've moved house so that's not my landline anymore Thanks to everyone for your lovely messages, I'm trying to have a chilled and peaceful day! xx

2J's birthday, nearly my birthday and the last time I'll be out for years probably. Usual time and place.

I'm staying well away from it!

I thought I'd have a year off. Go back Feb 2010

Some spammer who signed up to start a thread selling dodgy software but the board nazis deleted it I deleted it, as well as numerous others from last night and this morning. Get over it.

No.

Just had hailstones down my chimney. Oo-er missus

Lots of the fairytale books have been banned in schools because they're deemed to be too traumatic and violent for kids. Absolute bollocks. I'll be reading them to the fraggle at home then thank you!

We've got 5 now. You can have the old, fat, grumpy one. And one of the cats too if you like

Nooooo. Sorry honey

Stealing laugh lines from two and a half men is sheer desperation Psst..... Top Gun

It's upside down and hairy? And it can bite if it doesn't like you

I thought you mods knew who he/she really was Why would we?

Have a good one folks. I'm at work trying to avoid doing any work

With all due respect soccermom, isn't it slightly ironic that you sign up on here, act over-familiar with everyone, tell everyone your bra size and how you masturbate to try and get to sleep and then claim you're far too classy to post your photo on a message board where the majority of posters are male?

See you all afterwards.

Thank you honey. i'm with Jon, wishing you both (3) a great year and enjoy the rest!!!! A whole year! \o/ Cheers pet. It was good to meet you this year.

Thank you honey.

Hope next year is happier and more peaceful for you Wykiki. Festive wishes to everyone else too - have a good one

I'm grand thank you, my lovely. Off to work in a bit with no payrise or Christmas bonus but if I'm lucky there'll be no stabbings tonight The festivities start at 8am then I've only got 9 shifts left

You have a job - be thankful.