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I would make it my project for the night but I haven't got the first fucking clue what I'm doing. Sorry

A Rachel Harper added me on Facebook the other day and I was thoroughly confused Turns out it was a lass I used to work with in Manchester but she's since married and changed her name. Twas very baffling for a while.

Was Rach's surname Harper?

Ah, the good old days. Are either of you still in touch with Lou?

Give it up now, Martin I quite got into Cascade when I was over there but I don't know whether that makes me cool or just a tasteless lass.

I know you'd been there a while but wasn't sure where you settled on in the end. I did wonder if you'd succumb to the wonderful world of Sparshott House at MRI and then desperately hoped you hadn't because it's a shithole And yes, I'm still in Gateshead for the minute.

Whereabouts in Manc are you living, Steve?

Good luck.

Doesn't work. You'll find yourself with narcolepsy mid-afternoon whether you want it or not.

You should go. I know Cath in particular would love to meet you. As I always say - everyone welcome...

You didn't say you were coming!

Oh dear, I'll have to hold my fat tummy in, don't want to confuse Paddy by having an additional lass present and creating some form of faux pas. I'm in, not sure about the curry just yet though. I don't believe you've ever had a fat tummy in your life!

It's normally pretty quiet upstairs at 1pm. I'll make sure I'm definitely there on time, I'm normally the only lass in our crowd and I look like the pic in my profile only 6 months more pregnant. If you see skinny student girlies with stupid scarves on then that's not me.

The dipshit is always welcome no matter what state he's in. And we'll be there from 1'ish cos it's going to be a long day!

i'm a prematch pissup virgin so i need where and when\ Upstairs in the Trent House from 1pm. It'll be good to see you

Beer, match and curry. Meeting at the usual place. If you want to be included in the numbers for the curry then post in here please.

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Alreeeeeeeeeet! I'm good thanks missus! Just been swamped at work for a few months now. Couldnt resist the lure any longer though so came back to see what was happening: lo and behold, Fop was making a cock out of himself. Fancy that! Glad all is well. We shall have to catch up soon.

Yo stranger. Are you okay?

I am going to teach you how to make posts in English. There you go. And in answer to your question - I will be at work.

I remember Scottish Mag ending up holding the kitty purse at our Christmas pissup a couple of years ago actually. We ended up on Rola Cola cocktails. Who says we're not a classy bunch

I just hate being cold, full stop. If any bit of me is cold then the rest of me feels freezing too. Just walked home from work about half an hour ago and I'm sodding baltic. 'Lectric blanket is well and truly on!

TODAY!!