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You have a job - be thankful.

Quite right, Cath, quite right. So when do I get the chance to show you what I've learned over the years ????? I'll be out Sunday

Nowt wrong with being nearly mid-thirties. With age comes experience

Welcome home See you in the pub.

Does she use any particular posh face stuff? Clarins, Clinique gift sets? Voucher for a spa treatment, handbag, tickets for a show?

eugh maybe some should though, to hide their man boobs, ha ha Liking the xmas avatar btw Thanks! Tried to get one of my girls to pose with Christmas accessories but they flatly refused Tho you'd have your baubles out !!!!! Ya wha?

eugh maybe some should though, to hide their man boobs, ha ha Liking the xmas avatar btw Thanks! Tried to get one of my girls to pose with Christmas accessories but they flatly refused

It's far worse when blokes do it.

They go mad at our place like.

Me and the fraggle?

Does it sound like my kind of patter like? Don't think so honeybunch!

The N-O lads were discussing that too but we're not sure we'd get in anywhere with it being the weekend before Christmas. Curry's always an option like.

Boooooooooo to all of you and your alcohol consumption!

My knowledge of pub opening times has deteriorated in the last 7 months but I presume it'll open early Will be lovely to see you anyway

We'll be out for the Spurs and Liverpool home games so same time same place for festive drinkies.

The mister has already purchased Bagpuss and Ivor the Engine DVD's so that the fraggle doesn't have to grow up watching shit like the Tweenies.

Never mind the whisky - you okay? I hope he is by now, it was posted 4 months ago... Really should have looked at the date Ah well, it doesn't hurt to be nice and ask anyway!

Never mind the whisky - you okay?

Oops sorry. I forgot

Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Doesn't take much though to be fair Wackster

Nah, wasn't me - I'm in Gateshead. If you'd asked me if you looked fucked I'd have just said yes

Anaesthetic nurse covering mainly obstetric emergencies overnight. Soon to be off for one whole year

I can't believe for one millisecond that anyone could give birth to a 7 and a half pound baby and then "not be sure if they'd given birth" Absolutely horrific

Bowel cancer is hugely treatable these days when caught early. It's still a horrible thing to be diagnosed, but stay positive, support each other and take it a day at a time. Sending much love and hugs