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Oy!

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club.

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! I don't bother flirting with cath anymore. It's strictly heavy petting for me. Well why waste time with the flirting tbh?

Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Ferk you!! Sat here giggling like a loon after receiving something in the post from our very own Jamaican/Northern Irish/Mancunian nutcase. Thanks Sam

OH, and........

Where are yous off, ginga moggie? Gran Canaria on Monday morning (his birthday) Just the two of them. Bastids

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt

1. I've just had a mini-crisis as my hairdresser is fully booked today and I seriously need to get rid of this colour. 2. I have just had a cinnamon and raisin bagel and some strawberries for breakfast. 3. I'm going to see Mika tomorrow 4. I've got a stray eyelash in my eye and it's driving me mental. 5. Keeping a surprise holiday a secret from my dad is proving to be difficult as no-one can find his passport

Did you want it wear out on the town tonight like? Classy lad

After the "Trendiest old bloke...." comment, you cannot go any further to hurt me But, the hearing aid comment is yet another blow. Savage But you still love me

Lend her your hearing aid, snakey..

Join the club, Mr G.

Vive le weekend, and thank fuck! Work pushed their luck just a little bit too far today by trying to get me back tonight aswell. Aint happening

It makes for a very funny mental picture tbh. shaddup I'm grumpy laughing girls aren't condusive to perpetuating the grump. Also, .... you smell funny. Now you see, your grumpiness is making you all childish because I actually smell gorgeous

It makes for a very funny mental picture tbh.

Pressie for you! Have a cracking day

That doesn't make them retarded, it makes them busy.

We love you millions and want you to be happier than a happy thing!! Has it worked yet?

Good lass!! Good luck in the search petal

The complete Father Ted box set. Not for me, unfortunately

I shall do a straw poll at work tonight when I'm bored

....so there is less hope we can kill a few more of the old codgers off..? Shipman? That you?

Oi!!

[/ignorning Martin] Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. It wouldn't make any difference to my job becuase patients usually have had all of their blood tests/scans etc by the time they get to theatre, but it would have saved me a hell of a lot of time as a ward nurse. It's amazing how much time is wasted on paperwork and ordering tests etc when the time could be better used in more direct patient care.