catmag

It's as deep as the reader wants it to be. About a puddles-worth in my case

I've blatantly stolen this off N-O so shhhhh..... But can we have this one please? Ta!

Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit. He is a great satirist. Flat worlds balanced on elephants balanced on the back of a turtle?! He's a fucking nutter, man!

Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit.

Won't the roads be mental just after the match?

I left that bit out

nope me offt h e mora .... ya lucky duck # me am lucky but not for the pseeudios ??//// This only really works for those Pratchett fans who have read Thud but. A toontastic night out for the girls would have Catmag as Sergeant Angua, Toplass as Tawnee, Toonraider as Sally, and Ragi as Cheery. Ya gona have to explain Mr Gloves, ive not read it. It is pretty much impossible to explain if you haven't read the discworld series but if you have it's very funny. I've looked it up as I have no clue either, and I appear to be a practical and level-headed werewolf You're a pole dancer, Linz

It's turned into a combination of the fat kids/so you think you can nurse/cooking threads. You've just persuaded me to have a cup of PG Tips with my lasagne... Oo lasagne. Was going to do that tonight but ended up with a plateful of pasta instead (chicken/onions/peppers/red pesto/fresh parmesan/ground pepper = yum). Ate far too much though, which sort of brings us back on topic (albeit with added vitamins). Remove the peppers from that meal and it sounds lush. Can't even bear the sight of the things. I do have several fresh fruit items for various points in the night which is very boring, but I'm thankful that my mam didn't just let me eat chips instead when I was a bairn

It's turned into a combination of the fat kids/so you think you can nurse/cooking threads. You've just persuaded me to have a cup of PG Tips with my lasagne...

So far so good tonight, although we are on call for vascular emergencies. Lots of office politics going on from management which is unsettling a lot of people at the moment so it's not great in that respect, but hopefully they're going to leave me on nights and I can keep out of it. (I won't find out til April) Sounds like you could do with a good ol' lament yourself. I'm off to bed, hope it stays slow. Cheers petal. And I whinge about work too much so I'm keping my trap shut Night night! I'm away to have my tea.

Ben Taylor - Nothing I'd Rather Do. Beautiful song.

So far so good tonight, although we are on call for vascular emergencies. Lots of office politics going on from management which is unsettling a lot of people at the moment so it's not great in that respect, but hopefully they're going to leave me on nights and I can keep out of it. (I won't find out til April)

Hey, I'm sober and "working" (well, I'm here)

Shall we just let smogger and Radgi sort this one out between themselves?

Captain Jack been out to play tonight Radgi? no fuck off thefaty fuck wwwwhod the mother is pisssing r off Fuck off The Fatty Fuck?

New game: Guess what she means? My guess is something to do with custard

Ohhhhhh dear

Dear me

Agreed Thirded

Choon! And Garraway looks like a bloke.

Van Morrison - Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? Awww..

Gutted for Reading after that glimmer of hope at the end there. Was expecting a ridiculous scoreline after the first 6 minutes.

I'll be able to 'do' the voice on Cath on Satdee Well hellooooooooooo EDIT: Trouble is, I'll only get a raspy 'whatchyouwant?' in return I look forward to it

I'll send some Vic over for you. Ordinarilly, I would volunteer to rub it in for you, but you know how bad man flu is and we don't want you catching that! Too late. I've already got it. Urgh. I'm so weak, I can hardly type Mrs hips has gone out as well! Does she not know I need pampering and feeling sorry for??? Where's my LEMSIP??? Mard arse

I'll send some Vic over for you. Ordinarilly, I would volunteer to rub it in for you, but you know how bad man flu is and we don't want you catching that! Too late. I've already got it. Urgh.