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I reckon The Feeling would be canny like. Love the album.

That guy is a wanker.

Bacon sarnie Several million cups of tea Sunday lunch at the pub Apple crumble and custard Don't think I'll need to eat again til about Wednesday - still stuffed.

Sent from my best mate to make me feel young again "I owe you noooooooooothing oo-oh, nothing at alllllllllll...."

You see that woman Toplass posted before............. Nice knowing you, Jonny

You normally ask me that...

How come you had two diamond solitaires? Are you a bigamist? Ive never even met one lad who would wana marry me, never mind two! Stay as you are. It's overrated.

You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. You and your mate's grandma used to like taking saunas together? Ewwww.....

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to!

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm..

Depends what kind you have. Normal aromatherapy massages can be relaxing, but I had a deep tissue massage a few months ago and you could hear the knots crackling as they broke down. I was sore for days but definitely felt better for it. Eventually

I think the staff that work at spas are more than used to blokes going for a massage. I've seen blokes there before when I've been. Get yourself along man - it's lush!

Aye. Brown sauce on mine please

Sorry dad

Euphemism?

I am dying for a footlong club Aren't we all, petal, aren't we all....

I'm not - I'm reading your thread

Aaaaaand snakehips disappears to use his imagination....

Absolutely brilliant, thank you, on both counts. And I'd never beat you up, Mr Hips!

Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? "Outside! Now!! "

I don't even think he's of the persuasion to be able to enjoy it!

Awww, thank you so much everyone Now repeat after me: "Afternoon drinking is bad. Very, very bad......"

For those of you who made age jibes - you're all bastards. 32 is a great age Thank you very muchly indeed peeps. I'm looking forward to what will hopefully be a very nice day Mark - no Tree for me tonight. Going to see Mika then hitting the town.. GM - Thank you for the headscarf, but my hair is now fixed!

Breaking news, so not many details but it's on the news now. Most carriages on their side and approx 180 people on board.

My Tiscali has been working perfectly. Don't recall there being any problems in the last few days