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Briefly.. Palm Sunday is the Sunday before Easter Sunday, is the last Sunday of Lent and the beginning of Holy Week. It represents the day that Jesus returned to Jerusalem for the feast of the Passover when the people of Jerusalem waved palm leaves to welcome him. The period of fasting and abstinence continues through to the beginning of Easter Sunday. Today is Ash Wednesday. No meat, no sweets, no chocolate, no crisps, no alcohol

Can't say that was my first thought on seeing that particular picture like.

You're being a bit of a sickly child lately, aren't you? I think you need more sleep instead of hanging round message boards until daft o'clock

I've just had a garlic chicken kebab on nan bread which looked vaguely pancakey if you squinted a bit. I also now feel very sick and look like a fat heiffer

I used to like Cool Water but it reminds me of the ex and we're not really on speaking terms at the moment

You're all minging

They have them in the vending machine at work but I don't dare get them in case they're 15 years out of date. We have Discos aswell.

what are crap crisps ?? You know - like cheese and onion Golden Wonder as opposed to McCoy's specials. Or Frisps instead of Walkers Specials....

*struck dumb* That is a corpse.

Nice crisps? Does that mean you'd still be allowed to eat crap crisps?

It wouldn't matter either way. I'd just be grateful to be living out one of my fantasies by being invited back to your house. Agree with Radg about the Lurpak like...

Blackcurrant jam. Although I won't be standing making pancakes this evening. Think we're going to have some kind of takeaway at work instead..

It's nee Abduls kebab while you're sat in the park at 4am tbf

Hope you brushed your teeth.

That was class. Him and The Amazing Mute on the SMB are two of the best message board creations ever. The Amazing Mute appearing in the middle of perfectly sensible discussions and posting "Mmmf fmmmmf ffffumf mmmmmmffffffuf" I was thinking about that the other day. Every single post of his made me giggle like a fucking idiot

Wonder where Crith Eubank got to...

Sausage. With brown sauce on it.

Chirpy bunch this morning, you lot....

Whilst lying on the sofa audibly groaning and declaring that you're dying every 2 minutes?

Yep, it is.

She could have waxed like. Skanky ho

Just a reminder for you heathens that it's Shrove Tuesday today and Lent starts tomorrow. What are you giving up?

Quoted for truth like.

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya. They're trying to work us into the ground Thing is the DNS actually had the balls to ask me to stay on until 3am... 20 hours... unreal as well as illegal. I don't mind working Steve, actually love my job, but the short staffing is unreal. Well that and the GP's who don't give a damn that their patient is hemorrhaging from the eyes and oozing clots as well. There was a thing on the news tonight about how Blair wants to run operating theatres overnight to get the waiting lists down (as opposed to having emergency cover only which is what I'm doing here) I think he might have to get his knitting needles out and knit some more staff, cos we haven't got enough to do the normal day lists at the moment and everyone is doing ridiculous amounts of overtime due to sickness levels and general understaffing. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6374093.stm And no doubt Rob will come along and remind me of the European Working Time Directive which states that NHS staff can't do more than 48hrs per week. By the end of this shift I'll have done 82, but that's okay cos it's classed as Essential Service Cover - i.e. they can bend the rules when it suits. Suits me, cos I get overtime (normal time plus one-third ) for anything over 37.5hrs.

Sounds like you've had a pretty shitty time of late. If you're starting to stay off becuase you're dreading going in that much then you definitely need to look for something else petal.