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I asked you this in another thread but you didn't reply - what kind of nursing do you do? Thought it was some kind of trauma theatre but I'm probably wrong. Anaesthetics and recovery. Work mainly in general and obstetric theatres but go through to A&E when there's any major trauma etc and do ITU/Critical Care transfers.

1. Worked at my Indian next-door neighbours corner shop aged 13 for absolute slave-labour wages. 2. Shop assistant at Iceberg, a downmarket version of Iceland in Concord, Washington. Regularly threatened with baseball bats by the local nutcases. 3. Shop assistant at Poundstretcher in the Galleries. My mam refused to come in and see me when she was doing her shopping. Dad used to come in and buy crap t-shirts for a quid just to wind her up. 4. Student Nurse - the best job ever! 5. Real nurse.

Never

Thought I'd be clever and save myself some money by colouring my beautiful blonde locks myself this morning instead of spending a small fortune going to the hairdressers as usual. Spent bloody ages pondering over colours, creams, sachets, shades etc until I was convinced I had just the right one, and it's turned out a lovely shade of Gemmill. Looks like I'll be spending that small fortune at the hairdressers later this week....

Have they been to church already? It's not til tonight in my branch of the Catholic Cult...

Subtle hints. And you say it's your birthday soon... Merely stating facts!

Perfume wise, my current favourite is CK One Summer, but it was a limited edition so I probably won't be able to get it for much longer. I also wear D&G Light Blue and Kenzo Flowers.

I do recall buying Hi Karate gift sets for 2 of the contributors to this thread the Christmas before last. I do hope you've used them cos they cost me all of £1.99 each from Wilko's

Haddockway and shite, all of you. (I've got terrible deja-vu here)

Good Friday was our fish and chip day. There used to be (and still may be) a Good Friday parade in South Shields which would end up at the West Park. My grandparents used to live directly opposite so we used to watch it from the window, have fish and chips for lunch and then grandma would make Eves pudding for afters. It was stodgy as owt and we then has to go to church at 3pm and try to stay awake. We were then ordered to be miserable for the rest of the day cos Jesus was deaded. Well, we weren't really, but I do know some Catholic families (the ex in-laws) who wouldn't allow the kids to watch telly on GF.

Briefly.. Palm Sunday is the Sunday before Easter Sunday, is the last Sunday of Lent and the beginning of Holy Week. It represents the day that Jesus returned to Jerusalem for the feast of the Passover when the people of Jerusalem waved palm leaves to welcome him. The period of fasting and abstinence continues through to the beginning of Easter Sunday. Today is Ash Wednesday. No meat, no sweets, no chocolate, no crisps, no alcohol

Can't say that was my first thought on seeing that particular picture like.

You're being a bit of a sickly child lately, aren't you? I think you need more sleep instead of hanging round message boards until daft o'clock

I've just had a garlic chicken kebab on nan bread which looked vaguely pancakey if you squinted a bit. I also now feel very sick and look like a fat heiffer

I used to like Cool Water but it reminds me of the ex and we're not really on speaking terms at the moment

You're all minging

They have them in the vending machine at work but I don't dare get them in case they're 15 years out of date. We have Discos aswell.

what are crap crisps ?? You know - like cheese and onion Golden Wonder as opposed to McCoy's specials. Or Frisps instead of Walkers Specials....

*struck dumb* That is a corpse.

Nice crisps? Does that mean you'd still be allowed to eat crap crisps?

It wouldn't matter either way. I'd just be grateful to be living out one of my fantasies by being invited back to your house. Agree with Radg about the Lurpak like...

Blackcurrant jam. Although I won't be standing making pancakes this evening. Think we're going to have some kind of takeaway at work instead..

It's nee Abduls kebab while you're sat in the park at 4am tbf

Hope you brushed your teeth.

That was class. Him and The Amazing Mute on the SMB are two of the best message board creations ever. The Amazing Mute appearing in the middle of perfectly sensible discussions and posting "Mmmf fmmmmf ffffumf mmmmmmffffffuf" I was thinking about that the other day. Every single post of his made me giggle like a fucking idiot