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'SCUSE ME!! There is already a thread about this!!

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? Hello....? RSPCA??? Lovin' your ava

Yet still very beautiful I would take that as a compliment except you've already admitted you are very drunk.

It would appear that Audley Harrison is about to box on ITV. Now I like boxing but I can't believe they're going to subject me to this shit.

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? the fact tht youasnmn aren'tmr typying lke this do;es ki;snd of ru;in i't for mbe tbqh No matter how much I have drank, I always check my posts at least twice before I press 'add reply'

1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old.

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had! Is it that cheap!? weren't they double measures too? Yes! That's 4 double vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! I'm such a cheap date..... Afternoon im Jon, 24 years old, male and from Hitchin. How are you? Why do I feel like I've met you before somewhere....

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion?

Evening Jon! Y'alreet?

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had! Is it that cheap!? weren't they double measures too? Yes! That's 4 double vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! I'm such a cheap date.....

Someone should remind her that she has two bairns and therefore shouldn't be pictured on a nightly basis absolutely hammered out of her head, with no knickers on.

Admit it - you're basically a soft shite!

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had!

Night again honey. Me an'all. My 8am shift is gonna be fun! Toodle-pip dudes

pologies Cath....Uruguay I think Am home in England this weekend. What you laughing for? I could have called you far worse

Fucking hell, my eyes have gone all to pot Which country are you in this evening, Mr Given?

and still giving it large Now you just know Scott will make a Kevin and Perry reference after that....

OOooooo, she's sobering up!!

Is that you acting out the restaurant scene?

Night babe. Have plenty water!

He's trying to get in my good books so I'll send him pictures of fit nurses from work

Fridge magnets

Tunisia petal. hope he isbringi ng me a magnet back We should have asked!! Bugger

She's just high on life! (And fucking enormous amounts of JD) Love JD & coke. Been on the Pinot Noir tonight though. Is Radgina the Amy Winehouse of TT? It's definitely a toss-up between her and Toplass like. And Cabernet Sauvignon for me.. How fucking easily amused are you? Well Cath the fact that you made me laugh says it all. Touche Twat

She's just high on life! (And fucking enormous amounts of JD) Love JD & coke. Been on the Pinot Noir tonight though. Is Radgina the Amy Winehouse of TT? It's definitely a toss-up between her and Toplass like. And Cabernet Sauvignon for me.. How fucking easily amused are you?