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Enjoy the rest of work, chaps! I'm off to get blonded* *not a euphemism

Always thought there was something sinister about the beard...

3.45 for me I nearly added that, but I'd have to do far too many other timezones for everyone....

It's still only 2.43 boys...

I'm a boring bastard... You said it See you soon though hopefully.

Trent, 1pm. Be there or get called a boring bastard.

Class You can textifise all jokes over 4 lines long from now on.

You gonna let her off your knee like?

I very nearly died

Having met Mr Hips, I have the funniest mental images of him dancing round his house...

No, but 3 other people did

Says Patrick Swayze. You've got an unfair advantage tbf. The afro suggests to me that you possess rhythm. I just have to hear the first chords of 'Time of my life' and its like Come Dancing. Literally in the case of Snakies pants Eww man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKE6h1CPARQ

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. "Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie. I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap. Surprised he hasnt cut words out of newspapers tbh. You do realise you're feeding his already overactive imagination now.

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. "Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie. I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap.

Oy!

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club.

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! I don't bother flirting with cath anymore. It's strictly heavy petting for me. Well why waste time with the flirting tbh?

Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Ferk you!! Sat here giggling like a loon after receiving something in the post from our very own Jamaican/Northern Irish/Mancunian nutcase. Thanks Sam

OH, and........

Where are yous off, ginga moggie? Gran Canaria on Monday morning (his birthday) Just the two of them. Bastids

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt

1. I've just had a mini-crisis as my hairdresser is fully booked today and I seriously need to get rid of this colour. 2. I have just had a cinnamon and raisin bagel and some strawberries for breakfast. 3. I'm going to see Mika tomorrow 4. I've got a stray eyelash in my eye and it's driving me mental. 5. Keeping a surprise holiday a secret from my dad is proving to be difficult as no-one can find his passport

Did you want it wear out on the town tonight like? Classy lad