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Who are you like? The Birthday Police?!

Don't forget the flux capacitor

Beautiful goal!

Bright Eyes still gives me goosebumps. It used to make me cry as a bairn like.

I didn't realise style was a prerequisite for the England managers job

He's getting camper by the moment.

I can't bear Harry Hill when he does his stupid stand-up, but TV Burp is always hilarious

Nailed on penalty like. "Difficult for the ref to see" though

Watership Down The Black Rabbit used to give me nightmares cos I had two bunnies as a kid and I was convinced it was going to come and get them in the night

Had on, I'll hoy one of me up on here for you instead...

Good lad! Not that you're counting though...

Congratulations Brock

They should definitely do proper Italian food as takeaway. Making seafood pasta for tea tonight..

He's class man! Is it his character you don't like or Murray himself?

Anyone been watching this? The last couple of weeks have been class It's on ITV tonight at 10.15 if anyone fancies a watch

I'm imagining them trainers with 2J's orange jacket.. Snazzy!

Not looking good for Luton so far

Did you buy them off Kermit?

Limited research to say that paracetamol actually does anything to reduce a temperature although it is a widely held belief etc etc. I would go and look for the studies but it's half 2 in the morning.. People also make the mistake of trying to keep warm when they have a temp as they shiver and feel cold and bundle themselves up with blankets and hot water bottles etc. When I worked on the wards and any of my patients had a temperature I'd take their bedcovers off them to stop them increasing it even more. I wasn't popular but it worked.

DEFINITELY Meenzer

I thought I told you to zip it, Lennon. I'm sitting here doing some work from home if that makes you feel better? If you're sat at home jacking up morphine I bet YOU feel better I feel great thanks! No Morphine involved

I go out for the night and this is what I'm subjected to when I get home - threads about bum hair?!

It was Holdem Cracked .exe

I thought I told you to zip it, Lennon. I'm sitting here doing some work from home if that makes you feel better?

Listen to you two grumpy bastards