catmag

Just a hunch, but I'm guessing that's not one for me to open here at work?

It's PAYDAY!!!!! Beers are on me

They're flowers aren't they??? I can't do anything right Dear me, I feel sorry for your lass The second attempt was a vast improvement. Thank you Apologies for the bad language the other night, I didn't realise there were as many ladies using the board. I can only apologise, been drinking too much lately, far too much, on top of that I've been ill, which makes matters even worse. It's become a bit of an in-joke on here that I'll go mental if anyone uses the c-word. In reality I really do find it unnecessary. I'm much more impressed by blokes who can get their point across without having to resort to it as I find it pretty vile. The people on here who know me will tell you - I'm far from being high-and-mighty or a prude, it's just one of my "things" Thank you for your apology - it's accepted. Now stop being a twat and play nice

They're flowers aren't they??? I can't do anything right Dear me, I feel sorry for your lass The second attempt was a vast improvement. Thank you

The apology on it's own would have been sufficient. The wreath is just in poor taste.

There is something more dull than that, Sima, and that would be you.

Just ignore him. Nice to see you on Saturday by the way! You too honey. Always a pleasure

He'd better behave himself. I'm grumpy as fuck and not in the mood to be messed with

Gateshead petal.

You can't dispute Federer's brilliance on the tennis court but it's all getting a bit boring now. It's definitely time for someone to come along and stir things up a bit.

No Glad i forgot to use the quote for top post edit:syaing that like .........

I'm fine Mrs, hows you and yer cats? Still in gods own county? Indeed I am, it's a good place to be And myself and the girls are doing grand thank you. Nice to see you back around here

No

Ya bugger. I've seen surgeons throw instruments across an operating theatre in temper but nowt like that PS - How are you Mr Manchester Man?

Nah, I shower twice a week. Evening or morning? Ah, well as I do nights I shower in the evening after I get out of bed and before I go to work. However, on my days off I am a morning showerererer...

Nah, I shower twice a week.

Prefer to deal with inches eh? Aye, preferably more than 6 though..

I've just come to the conclusion that he has a limited vocabulary. Or tourettes. It's very annoying and completely unnecessary. Pipe down Oh okay, sorry. This little lady will hush her mouth and go and sit quietly in a corner where she belongs

Believe it or not, girls-night-out conversations do actually involve all of the things (and more) that Toplass posted.

Breakfast at Tiffany's - one of my favourite films ever

That's horrid. I don't like feet to start with

I've just come to the conclusion that he has a limited vocabulary. Or tourettes. It's very annoying and completely unnecessary.

Pardon me? I think what Radgina was trying to say was.. "Oh dear! My sister has not yet given birth to the child that she's expecting any time now"

...biiiiiiig butts and I cannot lie....

You see - we're all playing nice now. Isn't that much more harmonious? And yes, I know they aren't the right words...