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I was listening to the local news earlier and there was a story about a guy who was out in town last night and got beaten up by some arsehole(s) and ended up in hospital. About an hour later I gets a phonecall from the RVI and it was brother who was out with my dad last night and was chatting to a lass he's known for 10 years. They were having a bit crack on when this lass's bloke took exception to an innocuous comment made by my brother and decided he didn't like it. He got hold of him by his coat up against the pub wall and punched him in the face, breaking his glasses into his eyes. The glass has gone through his eyelid and miraculously missed his eyeball by what must be millimeteres. He's got stitches under his eye aswell where it's gone through, and a hell of a shiner. My dad came out of the loo to find him on the floor in a pool of blood, the bouncers has pulled this guy away from him and he was away home before the police or ambulance got there. It just makes me so fucking angry! What kind of fucking arsehole has to sort something out by using their fists or feet on someone? It's neanderthal and can be fatal. In this case, my brother could have lost his eye. Fucking scumming c-word'ing twats.

Just thought I'd mention it as no-one else has yet. A time to remember and thank those who fought and died both in the distant past and more recent conflicts. Also a chance to remember those in the forces who continue to serve the country in far flung places. Thoughts with their families, especially those who will have to spend Christmas without their loved ones.

I bet she lives on her own with loads of cats

Maybe you should try watching one all the way through then..... No, I don't think so

Never seen one all the way through and proud of it. Rubbish tbh.

I think I've said this before on here but I'm destined to be the miserable old lady at the end of the street with the rickety gate and overgrown garden who just has loads of cats prowling around the place. My garden will be full of footballs where the kids are too frightened to come in and get them. Har harrrr!! Hang on. I think I'm like that now....

Tragic at any age but dreadfully sad RIP

He's on Parkinson tonight. ITV at 10.30 Take That are on there too

We're having a 'spell' We're HAVING A 'SPELL!!!'

Chill Winston. Read the edit..

Fucking hell. Edit! That was a relieved 'fucking hell' after I nearly had a heart attack.

He's gonna get injured. Watch...

I think I'm going to take up heavy drinking. I hate feeling like this

Zog too?

Roeder needs a fucking good slap for this. I'd sack him straight after the match and tell him he's not even allowed to get on the coach back to Newcastle. And put who in charge instead? That's the thing

Honestly, I know it's an away game and we haven't conceded, but Man City are looking SO much better than us and we are utterly clueless. Half time. That was shite. I think it's Lowes etc on 1152 and they just keep saying "That was rubbish... this is like Sunday morning football....no shape... no nothing.... have a word, Glenn.... awwww man! Come on lads ....etc etc" You can almost see them shaking their heads.

Listening to the radio and they're sighing a lot and practically going "we're shit"

We shouldn'r be relying on fucking Ramage for shots!

I've checked out all the Manchester radio stations online and I can't find anything unfortunately

My back door is fucking useless. It has rained into my kitchen with the door shut

How bloody windy is it today?!

I never noticed that She'd just woken up. Just like her mother tbh...

Shut it - they're lush. Look at this man..