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I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed

I've only just found out they were at work, you retard.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face.

My keys are apparently hanging from the padlock on my locker in the changing room at work And I deserve your taxes for putting up with you bunch of bastids on a daily basis. And Sammy - ferk off!! It's blowing a fucking gale here at the moment. Several people walked past and were obviously to polite to anything other than stare

Too young for you, snakey, and anyway, she's already joined the Gemmill fan club. I'm going to make her a badge and send her his picture any day now....

Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard.

Anyone else traditionally have hot dogs for tea on Hallowe'en or was that just us?

Laz man - packit in

We've decided to have a Hallowe'en party at work tomorrow night. Looks like a trip to Tesco's in the morning to get apples for bobbing

Errrrr..... nar.

That's bloody terrible

I find Gemmill's comments most amusing. Does no one else? Maybe I am just weird to find Gemmill so funny. Or just easily pleased

Wtf? It's snakehips man - he's on the verge of Alzheimers

Class! A proper blast from the past

Bacon, brie and mushroom panini. Yummmmm........

Summat for you to blow.....

Why not indeed Mother Goose. You coming out Johnny?

Why would you stay in a Hotel in Nyacastle Cath? Unless it's something to do with Cheggers. I just happened to chance upon Mr Chegwin at Malmaison I've used them several times for London hotels and never had any bother.

Try this.. www.octopustravel.com I've used them loads of times and they're pretty reasonable.

Jewel Quest, Tetris, and Mahjongg (excluding peasepud's cheating) should tell you differently...

Trying to spear him in the side? Bastard tbh. Quicker death than that crucifixion malarkey tbh. You hate the Baby Jesus. They crucified and speared him actually [/catholic pedanticness]

Why not eh? From 3pm in the Trent.

Hey, let him flirt! A compliment is good at 3am And no, not busy Luke. Fairly tedious at the moment but I shouldn't whinge too much else we'll get something nasty. I'm very tempted to try and take a night's holiday this week to make it a short week.. Sleep well (eventually)