catmag

Verging on insanity tbh. I'm tired.

That's okay

Drink soft drinks in between the alcoholic ones Avoid chemical-packed shite Water and toast before bed The drug concoction Gemmill mentioned earlier the next morning Food to stabilize your blood sugar the next morning Do not, under any circumstances, try to get out of bed before midday (my personal fave)

Does anyone else do that or is it just me?

*swan lake music*

People need to stop worrying about their age and just live their lives. Days will continue to pass, it's what you do with them that matters.

Where's the "who gives a flying fuck" option?

What a sight to see when you've just woken up

Nail on the head.

That's good that like Catherine, keep up the good work. You're completely missing the point!! If I was the same weight as I was 2 years ago and I was sitting reading this thread then I'd be as angry by it as I am now. Who the fuck are you lot to judge anyone else because of their weight? It REALLY pisses me off how people can be so insulting and rude when they haven't got the first fucking clue about people. I wasn't missing the point man! I know you'd be the same person ffs! I was just complementing you man on quite an achievement, I wish I had that will power, but in future I'll keep me gob shut then. Maybe I snapped at you too quickly and I'm sorry. Thank you for the compliment but it had fuck all to do with willpower - I've never had any and still don't. I've never dieted to get rid of the weight. I went through some stress (understatement) and it's still coming off. Technically I still see myself as the person I used to be despite the fact I can buy smaller clothes. Some people turn to food and overeat when they're miserable - luckily I didn't otherwise I'd be about 20 stone!

That's good that like Catherine, keep up the good work. You're completely missing the point!! If I was the same weight as I was 2 years ago and I was sitting reading this thread then I'd be as angry by it as I am now. Who the fuck are you lot to judge anyone else because of their weight? It REALLY pisses me off how people can be so insulting and rude when they haven't got the first fucking clue about people.

I used to be obese. I'm sorry it "disgusts" you Mr Fancy Dan Lecturer, and all of the rest of you who have jumped on the "you must all be fat, lazy fucks" bandwagon. Narrow-minded fuckwits, the lot of you. For the record I've lost 4 stones in the last 2 years but am funnily enough exactly the same person I used to be!

I reckon he'll be asleep by now like.

It's a fucking bonus if you get Christmas day off in my job. I'm working it this year

Plain or garlic nan is the way to go. Anything other than that is just wrong.

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her. What are you going to see SLP? 3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti. Nooo man. Garlic bread and a bottle of Pepsi

Thankfully there is far more to my personality to the traits to which you refer. And for the record - I wasn't showing them off

You have to stroke your chin, tilt your head and go "Yers, yers...." aswell

No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. thats fair enough Cath But for the fish to suggest i'd only like him (or anyone) for the size of their wallet really irritates me, He obviously watches far too many soaps ffs!! Anyone who takes any notice of anything the Fish says today wants their head read. With all due respect petal

You're just bitter cos you've finally come to terms with the fact that this ship has sailed. You tried and failed iirc. Unlucky

Actually I think I've seen her. I'll vouch for the fish on this one...If it's the same lass I'm thinking of. Has the Fish PM'd this pic to most lads on here already then? Dear me I hope this lass has been doing the same and sent a pic of him to a bunch of complete strangers so they can all decide whether he's worth one. He's not btw

No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging.

How pathetic are you?! "Look at what kind of lass I can pull!" Get a life!