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Yahs. One baby born safe and well so far after a bit of a scare, and a young lad had a femoral nailing after a car crash. Other than that, all is peaceful for now..

Morning paddy Have a safe journey..

Swap you. I need my bed

Martins crossed for Dyer to score. According to the radio commentary he was woeful.

Oh how wacky. Dick

I'm happy with that. What I'm not happy with is the fact that Martins looks like he doesn't even know he's meant to be playing football, and that Moore looks like he's fucked his hamstring and we've no replacement for him...

better hit the Jack from the start then......oh well. I can still actually remember my 18th...but then again I drank cider and black and Blue Lagoons in those days Cider and black, Malibu and coke, Taboo and lemonade. At the Riverside in Washy or down the village. Ahhh, halcyon days.... thats the one I was trying to remember ...Malibu and coke ....prefered Mirage to Taboo tho I remember one of my mates puking after a night on pernod and black. When it came up it looked and smelled exactly the same as it did when it went down.

better hit the Jack from the start then......oh well. I can still actually remember my 18th...but then again I drank cider and black and Blue Lagoons in those days Cider and black, Malibu and coke, Taboo and lemonade. At the Riverside in Washy or down the village. Ahhh, halcyon days....

Mine are FAR better, so it can't be me. Well unless I've turned oriental since I looked in the mirror this morning...

I went to one a few weeks ago. 1. There will be lots of girls there who look like they are playing dressy-up in their mam's clothes, whilst looking about 12. 2. They will play lots of techo-shit music for large parts of the evening interspersed with a bit of Abba and Wham for the old folk 3. The teenage girls will wiggle around a lot on the dancefloor trying to impress the teenage boys who are all stood around in groups trying to look cool but are surreptitiously eyeing up said girls. 4. You will feel VERY old.

That's just wrong

Channel 4 tv show from donkeys ago I think.

Nor me..

Anyone admitting to winning on here?

Spitting dabs of Charlie Bucket tbh...

The usual bunch of C-list celebs being wheeled out in the name of fundraising tonight. Does anyone actually ever phone up and pledge money? I'll admit to watching it from time to time, and while I know it's a fantastic cause, I've never donated. Wonder what the newsreaders are doing this year...

Hang on. It's Monster's birthday aswell and no-one has even noticed! Happy Birthday Monster! And may you never regain your Jewel Quest title!!

How were the prostitutes Gemma? I was in a hotel in the middle of the Dutch countryside my boy. I've seen neither prossies nor tulips all week, although we had to go on a walk through the forest with this nature blokey who was showing everyone the magic mushrooms growing all over the place. Hope you brought Cath those clogs back she wanted. There won't even be so much as a fridge magnet..

Aye, I'm stopping in tonight an'all. Was supposed to be going to my mates for a vino and jarmies night but she's got some people coming a day earlier than she thought for the weekend. So Florence, Mildred and I are having a vino and jarmies night all of our own. The Merlot is already opened and the cats keep tripping over their jarma bottoms....

Lazy work shy type, ruining the NHS I tells ya! Half a chance!! I love my job, but anyone who works in my place who says they'd still come to work after winning the lottery is a bit, fat liar! I'd be outta there.

Loves this thread more than any other.

There are 40 of us in a syndicate at work. If we win it we're all walking out. Hope nobody needs surgery any time soon cos the QE theatres will be like a ghost town..

Aye, I need to do one of them an'all but I'm skint as owt. Get paid Tuesday so might have to do the shopping, go overdrawn and keep me fingers crossed! Make sure you remember your keys. Git!

Aye, I need to do one of them an'all but I'm skint as owt. Get paid Tuesday so might have to do the shopping, go overdrawn and keep me fingers crossed!

My weekends now start of a Wednesday or Thursday morning since I started on permanent nights, but there is still something quite nice about Fridays...