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I reckon you should name and shame all who PM'd you and asked for it tbh

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup! 145919[/snapback] Vodka and diet coke puhlease Can I have one now? I'm am on my lunch break...

Miserable buggers! Bet you're all texting it to someone as I type

Aye, but at least this is a new joke! Yours had cobwebs on it!

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them

Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection. Beckham is reported as saying "If that fat fucker's having a new car then so am I!!"

Has the woman not got a mind of her own? If I was having a baby and someone else suggested a name for it that I didn't like, no amount of persuading would change my mind. I can just see it: "Oh go on then - it'll be a laugh!" Idiots.

Only just started listening to Sigur Ros myself and I like what I've heard so far. Can't recommend anything yet as my listening has been limited so I look forward to other peoples recommendations......

May I just add - I do not need ironing

Horrible Flo-Jo nails aswell. Pete is making me giggle with his Tourette-isms whilst nominating

Just what is the point of this Mikey bloke? He is COMPLETELY pointless!!

Update on the baby situation at work today. One baby born by caesarian this afternoon. My mate bottled out of drawing the 666 on it's forehead but she came back to theatre and declared that it was "looking at her funny" On a more serious note, I got word today that a good friend of mine in Manchester gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday gone. The babs is 3 months premature, poorly but stable on a ventilator and weighs a teeny tiny 2lbs. Please keep them in your happy thoughts

Poor by Popbitch's standards tbh. At least they're usually ones I've not heard about 5 years ago! Oh, and you shut it!

Scott man - that's bloody ancient!

I'll give you a fiver. You pick my team, manage it and put it under my name. If it wins, I have the money. Sorted

Major, MAJOR news story this morning on the very early news.. "It is being reported that Wayne Rooney was involed in a training session yesterday and reports are that he VOLLEYED THE BALL! This is the news the country has been waiting for..."

still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] You're so tolerant

He's just a hormonal, teenage boy from the middle of nowhere who can't quite believe his luck. He's thick in the respect that he doesn't realise that the rest of the housemates aren't typical of society in general. He's also got the highest IQ out of all of the housemates allegedly.

Apparently I used to do that whenever my mam and dad had a house party. I was about 3 or 4 at the time and my parents used to find me on the floor finishing off half-drunk drinks. It earned me the name of 'slush-bucket' at an early age

Saw that bloke on the news this morning live from Sydney. It was hilarious cos he looked like he'd just crawled out of bed and he was growling on about the "hoons". THe GMTV bloke asked if they should maybe use Rolf Harris instead of Manilow

I think there's a caesarian going on at the moment actually. I shall ring across and put that idea to my colleague

Not that I'm aware of I think the cats are on heat like as they're chirping to each other and dragging themselves round the floor on their bellies....

England last won the world cup in 1966 There were 6 goals in that game Bobby Moore wore the number 6 shirt England played Jamaica last Saturday.. It was 6 days before the start of this years World Cup England won 6-0 It was played on a Saturday - the 6th day of the week They played at Old Trafford - the home of the Red Devils (666) If ever there was a day to put a bet on England to win the World Cup, then today would be the day! Not a great day to have a baby though

Definitely one of Souness biggest fuckups that one. Good to know he's on his way back. I think it may take him a little while to get back into the swing of things, but hope he's cool-headed and confident enough to do it sensibly. Shoulder injuries are shite and difficult to heal - we don't want him steaming in trying to prove himself only for it to be detrimental to him in the long-term.