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Horrible Flo-Jo nails aswell. Pete is making me giggle with his Tourette-isms whilst nominating

Just what is the point of this Mikey bloke? He is COMPLETELY pointless!!

Update on the baby situation at work today. One baby born by caesarian this afternoon. My mate bottled out of drawing the 666 on it's forehead but she came back to theatre and declared that it was "looking at her funny" On a more serious note, I got word today that a good friend of mine in Manchester gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday gone. The babs is 3 months premature, poorly but stable on a ventilator and weighs a teeny tiny 2lbs. Please keep them in your happy thoughts

Poor by Popbitch's standards tbh. At least they're usually ones I've not heard about 5 years ago! Oh, and you shut it!

Scott man - that's bloody ancient!

I'll give you a fiver. You pick my team, manage it and put it under my name. If it wins, I have the money. Sorted

Major, MAJOR news story this morning on the very early news.. "It is being reported that Wayne Rooney was involed in a training session yesterday and reports are that he VOLLEYED THE BALL! This is the news the country has been waiting for..."

still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] You're so tolerant

He's just a hormonal, teenage boy from the middle of nowhere who can't quite believe his luck. He's thick in the respect that he doesn't realise that the rest of the housemates aren't typical of society in general. He's also got the highest IQ out of all of the housemates allegedly.

Apparently I used to do that whenever my mam and dad had a house party. I was about 3 or 4 at the time and my parents used to find me on the floor finishing off half-drunk drinks. It earned me the name of 'slush-bucket' at an early age

Saw that bloke on the news this morning live from Sydney. It was hilarious cos he looked like he'd just crawled out of bed and he was growling on about the "hoons". THe GMTV bloke asked if they should maybe use Rolf Harris instead of Manilow

I think there's a caesarian going on at the moment actually. I shall ring across and put that idea to my colleague

Not that I'm aware of I think the cats are on heat like as they're chirping to each other and dragging themselves round the floor on their bellies....

England last won the world cup in 1966 There were 6 goals in that game Bobby Moore wore the number 6 shirt England played Jamaica last Saturday.. It was 6 days before the start of this years World Cup England won 6-0 It was played on a Saturday - the 6th day of the week They played at Old Trafford - the home of the Red Devils (666) If ever there was a day to put a bet on England to win the World Cup, then today would be the day! Not a great day to have a baby though

Definitely one of Souness biggest fuckups that one. Good to know he's on his way back. I think it may take him a little while to get back into the swing of things, but hope he's cool-headed and confident enough to do it sensibly. Shoulder injuries are shite and difficult to heal - we don't want him steaming in trying to prove himself only for it to be detrimental to him in the long-term.

I think I want Lucy to win.... like

All Grace seems to say when anyone is bitching about anyone else is "yeah...totally" Hope she's up for nomination this week like.

Dear me - anyone watching?

Suprised he had to run the length of the bar, he probably could have done it from where he was standing tbh 144832[/snapback] Bravely typed from behind a computer screen! 144835[/snapback] You must have a nice arse tbh if he was willing to run the length of the bar to smack it 144837[/snapback] It's gorgeous 144838[/snapback] I'll be the judge of that, pictures please 145098[/snapback] It's far too good for your eyes!

Happy Birthday Kevino!

Suprised he had to run the length of the bar, he probably could have done it from where he was standing tbh 144832[/snapback] Bravely typed from behind a computer screen! 144835[/snapback] You must have a nice arse tbh if he was willing to run the length of the bar to smack it 144837[/snapback] It's gorgeous

Suprised he had to run the length of the bar, he probably could have done it from where he was standing tbh 144832[/snapback] Bravely typed from behind a computer screen!

There was a guy in Edinburgh last night that nearly got knocked out by an old nurse when he thought it would be fucking hilarious to run from one end of a bar to where I was standing and deliver a slap across my arse that nearly sent me flying over a balcony. With a drunken, self-satisfied smile he announced "Nice arse! Very slappable!" His friend had to remove him from my vicinity very quickly.

I'm quite looking forward to seeing this having read lots of differing reviews/opinions of it. Oh and Scary Movie 4 was so bad it was good!