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Happy Birthday Jilliano

Work, work, work, work and work......

Anyone who drives a 4x4 is inherently an arsehole, but this man is downright scum. 152439[/snapback] Might have been a woman - we don't know.

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynryd Skynyrd The Gambler - Kenny Rogers What If I'm Right - Sandi Thom

Spastinho! 152413[/snapback] Shut it

Mates with her sons. Namedrop-alop-a-dingdong! Judy was a looker back in her day btw-sometime circa the Norman conquest. 152420[/snapback] The children are about 14 or something, aren't they?? Groomer! 152422[/snapback] She's got 20-odd year old twins iirc.

You were looking for the Lambrini, weren't you?

Ah, of course Did anyone understand that?

I just made my name up myself. I didn't even realise there was a clicky link

I was this boy's anaesthetic nurse when he came to theatre following his accident on Tuesday. The description of his injuries in this article doesn't even come close to describing what had happened to him, and there's very little that turns my stomach at work but his injuries did. I was speaking to his mam before we put him under anaesthetic and she told us how the driver of this 4x4 sped off after he/she realised what they'd done. If ANYONE saw anything or has heard anyone say that they saw this happen then please, please let somebody know because it was a sickening accident and the person that drove off and left that bairn in the road needs to be found. Thanks guys.

I'm doing okay thanks. I hope them Aussie types are taking good care of you. You look like you're having a ball so keep on enjoying yourself. I do hope you've had a wash cos you've been wearing that hoodie for the last 8 weeks.....

Marginally less gay than his usual netball tho but...

YOU GOT ARRESTED?! How will I ever show my face in public again?

I was at the wedding of one of my friends in Manchester and I can honestly say I've never cringed so much in my life at the best man's speech. To set the scene: this is a BIG Catholic wedding, and I mean big. There must have been 200 people at the reception and they included 2 local priests, some very straight-laced relatives, several old-fashioned grandparents and a lot of very Catholic types (including the bride's parents) The speech was okay to a point - the usual thanks and niceties and then, completely out of the blue came this.. "Well people say that you will go the extra mile for the one you love and in John's case it was several hundred. Let me take you back to a time a year or two... John was working in Plymouth and Emma was at medical school in Manchester. John hadn't seen Emma for a few weeks and he had fallen head-over-heels in love with her but he'd never quite been able to express his true feelings to her. He decided it was about time to put that right and he came to me one night and said that he had a plan. He'd bought an engagement ring and decided to travel up to Manchester to surprise her with it. He really went all out - buying flowers, chocolates and a bottle of champagne aswell. Now the only trouble was that his only mode of transport at the time was his moped, which I'm sure you'll all remember. So he sets off this afternoon to chug up the roads, not really realising just how long it was going to take him. He'd put the ring and all the goodies into his backpack and was really excited about it all knowing she'd be absolutely overwhelmed and delighted! Now I forget just how long it did take him, although I'm sure he could all tell us to the minute! Anyway, it must have been about midnight when he got to her house which she shared with some other students. When he arrived there, absolutely knackered and saddle-sore after his arduous moped journey, he was thrilled to find one of her housemates just coming back from the pub. The flatmate let him in saying that Emma was probably in bed but just to go on through. He stopped outside the door, nervous excitement etched on his face at the thought of the fantastic surprise he had planned. He took the engagement ring out of his bag, took a deep breath, flung the door open and shouted "Surprise!!!" And would you believe it?! There was Emma furiously shagging away with one of the blokes off her course!! How unlucky eh?!!! Anyway, as you can see, it didn't come in the way of true love so I wish you all the best on this special day! CHEERS!! " You could have heard a fucking pin drop....

Got them now. Thanks very much guys..

I'm unable to access any of the fixtures sites from work so will someone be good enough to PM them to me please? Thanks in advance.

Lennondinho

I don't care who we get first or last - we've got to play them all anyway

Why does that never happen in my street?

Anyone remember Pop-Up Video where they'd show videos with little funny/sarky snippets about them?

Freddie should be covered for hot air tbh. We'd be owed a fortune.

He's got the compo sorted. Nice one. Now fuck off! (him, not you!) Seriously though, he was on the other day demanding Sven play him 90 minutes so its a non issue from now on as far as he's concerned. Camera whore! (you, not him) 151806[/snapback]

Bring John Barnes and Ian Rush in man.

Ugh. The Fat One has just been on the news. How does he still manage to look smug when talking about vomiting?