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I'm watching at home and I've just finished the housework and hoovering

I'm not a fan of the ITV coverage normally, but it's canny at the moment. The lads in the studio are all a bit delirious ahead of the England game and are having a bit of a giggle. El Tel and Stuart Pearce there today...

Someone best start looking for a new venue to watch the match at 5pm!

No trainees allowed. 149118[/snapback] Shirley being patronised by a student doctor is even more patronising though. 149119[/snapback] Are you joking? It's hilarious! Have you not noticed the nurses looking at you, smiling and shaking their heads as if to say "Awww, bless - he thinks he's all important!"

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now. 149101[/snapback] Rooney is NOT fit - I don't care who says what 149104[/snapback] Now now Catherine, these are trained doctors who have given these opinions. Don't make me have to get one of them on the phone to patronise you. I know how you like to be patronised by doctors. 149106[/snapback] They get put in their place Just watching the news here - they're allowing 1000 more people into Times Square in town to watch the game ce soir. Mass exodus from work at 4.55pm methinks! It'll be interesting to see what kind of casualties we get in at work tonight/tomorrow after Saturday's mad football/drinking behaviour

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now. 149101[/snapback] Rooney is NOT fit - I don't care who says what

Day off here so I'll be watching. 2-0 to England I think.

They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C.

Not Bird Flu petal. Just real proper (and not even "man") flu! Paracetamol, lots of water, try and keep cool (even if you're shivering) and lots of rest. Hope you feel better soon

What the hell is that all about?! The winner gets to live with a real family instead of in a shelter. WTF!!!!

They're not the most attractive of teams, are they?! And them Croatia shirts are bloody awful! It feels like the world cup final before it's even kicked off an'all..

The cats love it man!

Did you know that the music used for the MOTD programmes is actually an Easter hymn called "Thine Be The Glory" I've just been sat here singing along before realising what a gimp I must have looked. There's only bits of the words that work, like... Thine be the glory, risen, conquering son; Endless is the victory thou o'er death hast won. There you go Yous can all sleep better.

The diving and histrionics spoils their football for me. I'm adopting Ecuador for this tournament I think..

It's a street word. Rio IS Snoop Dogg (in his own tiny mind) I enjoyed the wind-ups. Thought the Crouch one was shite and James looked like a pretentious idiot but the others were a laugh.

"Jesus wept" doesn't even cover it. It's got fuck all to do with Shepherd and he needs to keep his fat nose out. God, he's a twat

Okay, okay - don't fight! Thanks for the info. I guess we'll just have to wait and see

Absolut is lush like. The citron one on the rocks - beeyootiful

Does anyone know if the date has been confirmed for when we play the Intertoto game? I know it'll be the 15th or 16th July but when will the decision be made?

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Shouldn't you be in the shower then instead of typing posts!!!

I need someone to do my shift at work tomorrow so I can watch the match. When I first realised I would be on an 8am til 8pm shift and would be missing the match I was disappointed but it was somehow bearable. Now that the WC under way, I'm gutted All I need is someone to wear some ER- stylee pyjamas, a daft hat and a mask and no one will be able to tell the difference. The likelihood of work being busy is minimal, but if by any chance you do get a patient, then this is an anaesthetic machine.. You must attach the patient to this to stop them dying. Any other questions - give me a call. Any takers?

Oooooooo Gareh!

Medina: "I'm an attention-seeking cock" would surely be more appropriate?

Bliddy hell. Goals galore!