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Poor little bugger!

JFH has earrings in the size of Christmas tree baubles! All he needs is a wig and some lippy and he's look like a very bad tranny.

Is used to it being soft.

We're not! We're human beings who deserve a bit of fucking respect - that's all! When I worked on the wards we used to get treated like absolute dogshit by some patients who were perfectly capable of doing things for themselves, but would put on that weak, faint look that some people take on the minute they enter a hospital and say in a feeble voice "Oh nurse, pass me that cup that's only one inch from my outstretched hand here" I would grit my teeth, flick the cup one inch towards them, upon which it would take them 10 minutes to pick it up and shakily bring it to their mouth and then put it back down with not as much as a word. Usually these were patients who had walked onto the ward fit and well earlier that day because they were scheduled for routine surgery the following day. They'd get on the ward, change into their pyjamas, get into bed and start their demanding. Grrrr. I felt like screaming at them " THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU YET!!"

Gareth Southgate was wetter than a weekend in Manchester tonight like. He almost sounded as effeminate as Lawrenson!

I do that all the time !! 149311[/snapback] Yeah, but I do it at work to patients

Horrible stuff - far too gloopy. Give me good old porridge any day.

All he's missing is a Twister mat! (oh, and the ability to score a goal.... ) (PS - yes I know he scored )

What you apologising to me for - I absolutely agree with you. I cannot abide rudeness and bad manners and can often be found muttering sarky comments like "You're welcome!" towards people who didn't bother saying thank you in the first place.

The cats might share theirs with you if you're lucky.

I'm watching at home and I've just finished the housework and hoovering

I'm not a fan of the ITV coverage normally, but it's canny at the moment. The lads in the studio are all a bit delirious ahead of the England game and are having a bit of a giggle. El Tel and Stuart Pearce there today...

Someone best start looking for a new venue to watch the match at 5pm!

No trainees allowed. 149118[/snapback] Shirley being patronised by a student doctor is even more patronising though. 149119[/snapback] Are you joking? It's hilarious! Have you not noticed the nurses looking at you, smiling and shaking their heads as if to say "Awww, bless - he thinks he's all important!"

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now. 149101[/snapback] Rooney is NOT fit - I don't care who says what 149104[/snapback] Now now Catherine, these are trained doctors who have given these opinions. Don't make me have to get one of them on the phone to patronise you. I know how you like to be patronised by doctors. 149106[/snapback] They get put in their place Just watching the news here - they're allowing 1000 more people into Times Square in town to watch the game ce soir. Mass exodus from work at 4.55pm methinks! It'll be interesting to see what kind of casualties we get in at work tonight/tomorrow after Saturday's mad football/drinking behaviour

2-0?! I've just told you Rooney's fit woman. I'm going for Eleventyten-Nil now. 149101[/snapback] Rooney is NOT fit - I don't care who says what

Day off here so I'll be watching. 2-0 to England I think.

They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C.

Not Bird Flu petal. Just real proper (and not even "man") flu! Paracetamol, lots of water, try and keep cool (even if you're shivering) and lots of rest. Hope you feel better soon

What the hell is that all about?! The winner gets to live with a real family instead of in a shelter. WTF!!!!

They're not the most attractive of teams, are they?! And them Croatia shirts are bloody awful! It feels like the world cup final before it's even kicked off an'all..

The cats love it man!

Did you know that the music used for the MOTD programmes is actually an Easter hymn called "Thine Be The Glory" I've just been sat here singing along before realising what a gimp I must have looked. There's only bits of the words that work, like... Thine be the glory, risen, conquering son; Endless is the victory thou o'er death hast won. There you go Yous can all sleep better.

The diving and histrionics spoils their football for me. I'm adopting Ecuador for this tournament I think..

It's a street word. Rio IS Snoop Dogg (in his own tiny mind) I enjoyed the wind-ups. Thought the Crouch one was shite and James looked like a pretentious idiot but the others were a laugh.