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Wayne Rooney: "It's an honour to be voted Best-Looking footballer of 2005...."

Beckham again: "I couldn't possibly accept another sponsorship deal, I have far too much media exposure already"

David Beckham: "You're very attractive but unfortunately I'm married.."

We will have fun.. But I know who will have more fun.. the PC brigade 11280[/snapback] That's you being the PC brigade already! We say Aussies for the Australians so why not Pakis for the Pakistanis? It's hardly derogatory?

Aye, we're not debating that. We still LIKE it though, you get me? 11186[/snapback] Aye, well I don't watch it for the norks, y'see..... 11190[/snapback] Don't nork it 'til you've tried it! 11193[/snapback]

Aye, we're not debating that. We still LIKE it though, you get me? 11186[/snapback] Aye, well I don't watch it for the norks, y'see.....

The problems start when he's walking down the street pissed up and shouts "I'm gonna have you killed!" in a Northern Irish accent at random people passing by.

Pile of shite with some truly woeful acting......

Are you a cricket convert Cath? I used to make my Mrs watch it when we were lazy student bastids and she's been hooked ever since. 11173[/snapback] I've always quite liked it but prefer the big competitive matches to the run-of-the-mill county stuff. I used to steward at Gateshead Fell for a bit when I was a student and my dad and brother used to be season tickets holders at Durham so I've always held an interest.

Had a lovely lie-in this morning and have been slowly cleaning the house in between watching the cricket and loafing in general. Marvellous

Keep your hair on love. Please. She's apparently demanded a new afro wig for tonight and BB have said no.

Just parts his hair with most of his head?

Mancy, could you have found a more scary pic of Helena do you think?

You look like a turd covered in burnt hair. 10970[/snapback] Ditto. Minus the hair! 10971[/snapback] Who needs enemies eh?

You missed out LOL!!!

You're starting to sound like Craig off BB! "Well I'm better at it than he is. I'm best of all, better than anybody in fact! Who was it that sorted everything out when there was problems? Yadder....yadder.... "

Nah, most of us use illegal drugs to get us through the day instead Night!

With the amount of piped oxygen around the place smoking is the last thing anyone wants to be doing!

I work within an operating theatre suite. There are no windows.

Ooo, weird....

I bring a little bit of sunshine to all of my patients lives, every day.

Hersheybars Glugwine!! It is something like that in German, isn't it?

I'm suitably devastated. (i.e. Not much )

I never found out what it was. The computer screen was fine for every other page I was on so I don't think it was that, but for some reason on this board all the areas that are in grey (the lines separating posts etc) were all yellow and the overall colour scheme was too. Very odd. When I came back to the same pooter later on in my break it had gone back to normal.

What happened to the urine sample from the bloke in room No. 9? 10669[/snapback] Whoops There's nowt worse than spilling piss all over your work pooter.....