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Don't hide it. It's like having a pet. Can we call it Clive?

Is that a euphemism? 12949[/snapback] Could be

I did have to "lightly fork the crumble topping" before putting it in the oven. My goodness.

Is that a euphemism? 12941[/snapback] Nope, it's a fact. And there isn't anything for main course. I just fancied some comfort food.

# Sonia. You've made me feel nearly as old as you are. 12823[/snapback] I'm not old!!!

I'm about to put a rhubarb crumble in the oven.. Would anyone like some?

I can relate to the dead animals thing. I've never been scared of dead humans even when one lady that I was laying out at work once was sick all over me when we moved her to put a clean nightdress on her. But I have real trouble with dead insects and birds etc. I hate finding dead wasps or flies on the windowsill cos I end up leaving it there for ages cos I break out in a cold sweat when I know I have to move it. One of the cats brought a dead bird into the kitchen once and sat on it in the corner for ages. I didn't realise what it was and thought it was a sock they'd brought downstairs off the washing pile. When I went to pick it up and realised what it was I nearly passed out. I freak out at stray balloons too and especially when they're in the hands of children. As for heights - I'm fine if there's a barrier, but if it's an open space then I always feel the need to jump

Not exactly true there, you and matt wanted it posted on here. 12713[/snapback] Do you always do everything you're told? 12715[/snapback] You always so uptight? 12790[/snapback] You think that's uptight?! Just hope you never meet me on a bad day pet.

There's no such thing as TOO powerful. Mwahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa.......!! Silly little man..

My mate's husband one called her a swanky little tossfuck in the middle of an argument. She laughed so hard he didn't speak to her for days.

Not exactly true there, you and matt wanted it posted on here. 12713[/snapback] Do you always do everything you're told?

I just found them whilst doing a random Google search - they're on a foreign site so I don't understand a word of any of the text but I just cut the pics down, resize them and use them on here And I dunno whether it's a pirate. I think she might be doing a Sonia impression. 80's-tastic puddytat!

Please boys - think of the kittens.

I doubt very much that I'd get through a whole prog called 'King of Chavs' without throwing something heavy at my TV, so it's probably for the best that it's been cancelled...

I've only been signed in about 2 minutes you cheeky Aussie git! Oh, and why is it not illegal to have sex with animals in Washington state?!

Good. It's SHITE!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell. Do we really have to put up with this shit on here?

I'm no great fan of Mrs Beckham but I can't agree with that. Beckham has shown himself perfectly capable of manipulating and courting the media when it suits. It continues to amaze me how he can treat his wife like shit by shagging around and yet it's 'all her fault' for wanting a career of her own and not dropping everything in her entire life to basically move to Spain and become a quiet little housewife. He, in the meantime, comes up smelling of roses and can do no wrong.

Looks like a good idea but it takes forever! I gave up when I got frustrated with it.

Why is there nothing in place that make refs accountable for their ridiculous decisions? Surely if players can be banned for a certain number of games following misconduct then refs should be able to be banned following review of the game and acknowlegement that their decisions were stupid and wrong. I just hate the smug bastard look on their faces as they reach into their pockets for the card - it's almost as if they are thoroughly enjoying the power the have and know there will be no comback because they're never in the bloody wrong.

I'm sure he will think up some spin whilst eating his All-Bran. 12208[/snapback] Excellent choice of breakfast cereal for someone who is so anally retentive over this subject

"As far as managers go, I'd say I was fairly average." Jose Mourinho.

Yeah, I know the truth. And God's country is doing wonders for me, thank you. Finally back home, the cricket has been marvellous, the footy starts this weekend and all is fine and dandy! I wish I was going somewhere exotic on holiday like, but there's still time for that later in the year. Hope you have a fab holiday. Which part of Italy are you going to?

Hello Stevie, been away working for a time again. How's tricks? 11591[/snapback] You've been away on one of your secret missions again, haven't you?

Don't see the point in there being any bitching between the two boards. I shall continue to use both as there are times when it's quiet as anything on here and times when it's full of idiots over there, so I shall browse between them as I see fit