catmag

Manc-mag's birthday today too. Although he probably won't see this til he remembers his password in another 6 months time..

Happy birthday pet! Here's your pressie..

I had a patient at work the night before last who had been on the operating table for 12hrs and despite having analgesia throughout woke up absolutely rolling in pain. After 10mg of IV Morphine had no effect whatsoever I gave him 20mg IV Ketamine and he was pain-free and snoozing with a smile on his face in about 60 seconds. It's bloody potent stuff

That has just brightened up my week. Well, that and a conversation with a mentalist about an hour ago

Get some co-codamol from the chemist and dissolve some aspirin and gargle with it. (Take these instead of the paracetamol and 'ibrobruphen' - not as well as)

Full-on tonsillitis is a bitch and I get it fairly regularly so I'm not going to have a go. Hopefully the antibiotics will kick in soon and you'll start to feel better.

Any real people here at this witchy hour or is it all bots, guests and those of you who use Tapatalk and makes it look like you're here.....?

Shit sleep, shit week, shit mood.

Tempted to make them before work tonight for my 'breakfast' - sounds lovely.

That was horrific. Had someone at work twittering on in detail about seeing one of the beheading videos and it absolutely turns my stomach. Don't know how anyone could want to watch something like that. Barbaric beyond words.

Charmer

Is it bad that I'm pretty apathetic towards this news? RIP, obviously. I'm not a monster...

It might change your lonely life

I think he missed an 'r' out...

07.25 and the housework is all done bar the hoovering. What time is acceptable to wake up the neighbours?

She's a lucky lady!

I hope you're taking her out for a romantic meal?!

Both of you. You're both giant children! Well, except he's taller than you are and has more hair... *mwah*

You'll love it.

I watched it 4 times a day for 6 months when the bairn was 2. I feel your pain.

I knew you'd understand

Really hope it gets you somewhere Jonny. Are you having it at our place?

Thanks, it was just an outpatient appointment. Girl stuff, need scan and surgery. Realise that you've all now got that slightly horrified/uncomfortable look on your faces so will leave it at that..

Laughable.

Ermmmm, not him??