Dougle

Also, was it Wolves where Longstaff nearly lost his shirt?

What a fucking petulant, unprofessional, narcissistic cunt. I can smell his breath just from that pic.

Fucking painful reading. “I’d definitely fuck Liverpool off while they were owned by the regime” Aye mate of course, no you would moan that they hadn’t spent the money you’d expected them to.

Aye in his first interview he came out with some "rolling our sleeves up" shite I seem to remember and that mackem in Milan thing was equally as cringewirthy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66919037 Big Dunc back in management

Aye, The lad is Class.

Rent free. Marra/pet/mate./madam/cock womble 8 nil and you are rambling on about you. just fuck off man.

Amanda Staveley man. She is a Loon and I love it.

Aye. Let’s stick the young fella on ahead of an England international or a bloke from Blyth who no-one can ever ever beat.

That photog evidently has serious hearing problems.

It is 2 and a half pages long you fraud.

Pope’s faced 11 over the last two games and let in how many?

Nearly blew me eardrums when the goal went in after 20 mins or whatever it was.

I saw a black and white zebra once in Africa. Well it was on the telly in all honesty, but the bloke trying to kill it had a black and white shield. Proper mag . I had a pint with him afterwards, Byker born and bred.

Enlighten me oh strange one?

Fuck off

Was young once

Please go to sleep you boring bastard

You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and need a simple piss but then your arse decides it wants a shite, whilst you are trying not to wake up properly. Then the shite takes real effort to release. And it’s a baboon’s arse job because you’ve forced it a bit. And then, for fucks sake, it takes a whole bog roll to wipe your baboons pucker clean. Then you get back to fucking bed and your lass tells you off for waking her up. By this time you are fully awake and your kindle has no battery.

And having a severe distaste for a certain Scottish manager.