Dougle

Old Git

So do you honestly stand up whilst having a shite? Does that mean you could drop one out at the till in Asda or while standing at the bar with your mates? Fucking hell what a tremendous skill. You could wear loose pants and just head out for a walk every time you needed to lay a cable. Or have I missed the point and it’s only the arse wiping bit the involves standing?

Christ on a bike is that with or without wages/bonuses etc??

Does the owner think it's like NFL?

4-1 us Tonali Isak Barnes and Gordon For Man C

Signing of the season: Barnes Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Willock Biggest surprise: Wilson leaves mid-season Best Young player: Gordon Player of the season: Isak PL finish: 3rd CL finish: QF Trophies? League Cup

Pure effort, intention and skill. Superb. The solemn faced genius.

That is fucking hilarious. The poor bastards.

This is all Burnley mean to me.

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FYP

Who the fucking hell's Leeds?

I loved him at sunderland.

Is she a MLF?

PrecisedYP

Boring Bastard if they were referring to themselves?

.com sez Sun 27.08.2023 Liverpool (h) @ SJP, 4.30pm. Premier League. Ticket sale details awaited.

He’d probably take it off though, with a sledgehammer.