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Fuckin' hate Burton !!! Hang on..no i don't, in fact i fuckin' LOVE BURTON

Tiger tests positive for the coronavirus. i thought they were talking about the golfer, but it's a real fuckin' tiger ???

He could have got that next door at number 11

There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. It will be some time tomorrow between 9am and 5pm.

Exercise outside the home could be banned if people ignore coronavirus social distancing rules, the health secretary has warned. Matt Hancock told the BBC's Andrew Marr that the government would "take action" if further measures are needed to bring the coronavirus under control. It comes after reports of groups of people gathering in parks during sunny weather this weekend.

Virtually none

I watched it, it was just like the real thing...i lost !

arrrh the old ..."lets make-e-on I'm a Newcastle United fan post" that will fool them

some strange people around where i live, i just put some rubbish in the bin outside and they're giving me a round of applause

Anyone remember this day from 1988 beating Luton 4-0 A hatrick by Michael O'Neil, a superb Gazza and "Kenny Kenny sit on the ball" taking the piss as Luton had done against us earlier in the season.

Went to the supermarket this morning and watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero. I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.

Dunno what he done wrong, driver seat to the boot is well in the two meter rule.

I see the horrible FCB has put all non playing staff on furlough leave to qualify for the governments job retention scheme. Andy Carroll will no doubt qualify for that as well.

A friend of mine went into hospital yesterday with corona-virus they put him on one of the new Dyson ventilators last night and today he is really picking up very well

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That Discomfort You’re Feeling Is Grief For those who are feeling like i'm feeling. I read this and found it very helpful https://hbr.org/2020/03/that-discomfort-youre-feeling-is-grief?utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=facebookinstagram&utm_campaign=contentmarketing&hideIntromercial=true

Alan Shoulder article..much better than my crap joke https://blythspirit.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/the-alan-shoulder-story/

Jobsworth's still out there https://www.mylondon.news/news/north-london-news/police-officer-slammed-reprimanding-bakery-17997904?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&fbclid=IwAR3yC0WcfilejV-VzV8O3Czpasw7cgpmwT0e3MMN96hqFzZKcA_YbsawPdo

Remember the good old days when you'd cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/niall-quinn-tried-to-get-van-gaal-in-as-manager.1511470/ Mancini as well