thebrokendoll

are ant and ewerk potential terrorists then? if so i'm happy to donate some of my meagre savings to a centre circle beheading!

ive no idea who lm is mate. ive not really bothered much with firums since skunkers and not even that for getting on 10 years. id rather gouge ne eyes out than use facebook or twitter and i cant be arsed with newcastle online because i dont like thw idea of having appropriately used profanities censored. im equally happy to fuck off if ive caused anybody any offence, i just detest mike ashley and for that i make no apologies!

im me, who are you? (stupid fucking laughy thing) i have absoltely no desire to trawl through your post history matey. however you've undeniably sought to play devils advocate (at best) for the inexcusible. give it up man, ashley is a fuckpig cunt, he's beyond any form of defence or debate.

the bloke is a fat, despicable, morally bankrupt, lying, manipulative, abusive, corrupt and repulsive cunt of a human being. he's long out stayed his welcome on planet earth. i hope his partng breathes are excrutiatingly painful. emotive enough for you? oh and 'may have, if he had and probably' if you choose to ignore the blindingly obvious contempt he has for the supporters of nufc, get yourself a job in shirebrook, maybe that might open your eyes?

despite being shamelessly emotive on the subject of ashley, on account of the fact i detest the air the fat cunt breathes, im always up for sensible discussion. im an absolutely painfully slow typer so have therefore shamelessly lifted the below from newcastle online. i should say i could add more to it if required. what do you reckon ashley has added in a postive sense to the history of nufc?.... 'm just making a timeline of Ashley being Ashley, i'm very sure im missing stuff: Hired Denis Wise as Executive Director. Hired Tony Jimenez, who later claimed Modric wasn’t good enough for the Premier League Sold James Milner and replaced him with Xisco and Nacho Gonzalez Forced Kevin Keegan Out as manager, which resulted in a court case where it got proven the club has intentionally misled the fans. Hired Joe Kinnear as manager, who in his first press conference called a member of the press a c***. Hired Alan Shearer in a last ditch effort to keep us up. Got relegated. Told Alan Shearer he had a job then never got back to him. Lost 6-1 to Leyton Orient. Got promoted, sacked Christ Huoughton the club favourite manager after his first poor run of games back in the Premier League, and following a 5-1 victory against Sunderland. Hired Alan Pardew as they went to the same casino Under Alan Pardew Newcastle lost… 4-0 to Wigan, 3-0 to Man Utd, 7-3 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Man City, 6-0 to Liverpool, 3-0 to Sunderland, 4-0 to Man City again, 3-0 to Swansea, 3-0 to Sunderland again, 3-0 to Chelsea, 4-0 to Spurs, 3-0 to Everton, 4-0 to Southampton, 4-0 to Man United, 3-0 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Southampton again, 1-0 to Sunderland, 2-1 to Sunderland. But hey he finished 5th once. Hired Joe Kinnear as DOF. Re-named St James Park to the Sports Direct Arena. Had Wonga as a sponsor. Hired John Carver as manager who nearly got us relegated. Tried to sack Jonas Gutierrez after they found out he had cancer. Released Jonas, by calling Ryan Taylors phone. Hired Steve McLaren as manager. Fired Steve McLaren, and appointed Rafa Benitez as manager in a last ditch to keep us up. Got relegated. Got promoted under the leadership of Rafa, who would later guide the club to a top 10 finish and keep the club up comfortable. Despite being hamstrung financially. Let Rafa go at the end of his club as he was too ambitious. The club are currently in the position where they have no manager, no goal threat, and looking into oblivion

dennis wise and richard keys. probably.

what a twat! why the fuck would you do that to somebody on a sunday morning?!

it would suggest to me that the fat cunt and his repulsive little sidekick have had 6 or 7 weeks longer to find a new manager and have failed to do so, seemingly prefering to stumble along towards another season of chaos with no incoming transfers but no doubt plenty of outgoing. it would also appear that a few days after being informed by benitez that he wouldnt be able to work under their shite terms the news suddenly broke/was leaked of yet another fakeover. coincidence?

the fat cunt is the epitome of a narcissist. although he's unable to even see it, he'll be getting a bone on over the fact 50,000 people's world is revolving around him. that's enough to satisfy the repulsive twat in the short term. the sooner his world stops revolving, permanently, the better.

aye! that fucking one! *morphs in to joe pesci in the goodfellas*

every time i see that photo of the hideous fat cunt i get overcome with an outrageous and overwhelming sense of pure, voilent hatred. i can see myself kneeling over the top of him and headbutting him repeatedly till his brains leak out his ears. i reckon this is probably irrational... but i feel not one scrap of guilt or remorse.

oh and i forgot.... relegation.

a complicit manager. a very healthy transfer window profit. more sports direct signs. a couple of embarrassingly futile fans forums. a block of flats obliterating SJP from the skyline. 50,000 zombies. some chuckles and smirks of contempt. a thinly disguised v sign. that's yer lot i'm afraid.

i'm almost completely detached from takeover stories, manager stories and transfer stories. i just want to read a headline that the fat fucking cunt has fallen in to a wood chipping machine and has been sprayed all over hertfordshire.

aye, i'm a selfish twat though, i wanted ashley torn to shreds, because by god the cunt deserves it! i'm also a million miles away from being an employment law expert but i'd have thought whatever was in a contract surely is longer valid once it's expired?

good. let's hope he's prepared to be a LOT more revealing. although i'd still prefer it if he threw hand grenades at him. :

i'd rather he threw hand grenades at him. at a time when as a support we're desperate for a catalyst to prompt mass rebellion rather than mass apathy i think one poignant line about an 'unshared vision' is disappointing. perhaps there maybe signs that some are waking up from their slumber if the recent increase in the number of members of the n.u.s.t. is anything to go by. however i think this a missed opportunity to have really set a snowball rollling when emotions are (or should be) raw. just my opinion.

massively underwheiming. it's to be hoped there's a lot more to follow.

let's hope he betters keegan's 'i don't want to share my oxygen with these people' something along the lines of 'i hope the fat cunt forgets to duck next time he jumps out of his helicopter' would he nice. in all honesty anything short of a rousing call to arms which even manages to spark a sign of life in the huge percentage of zombie sheep which infest SJP these days would be a major disappointment. my gut feeling is the spaniard will deliver, not so the undead.