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generally speaking i tend not to give too much thought to these irrelevant cunts. however i do hope they fail to go up this season, purely for the stat that they'll have then spent as many years in the third division as they've played competitive games in europe. massive club though.

currently holed up in the van in a very wet, windy but nonetheless stunningly beautiful brecon beacons. six mile walk to the nearest pub with sky sports... fuck that. will probably tune in to mobdro initially at least to see if there's a reasonable show of dissent from our supporters. got a feeling we'll get beat so might well stick with it out of morbid curiousity. tragic it"s come to this.

just to add to the hilarity of this thread.... august '88, opening game of the season, 4-0 hiding off these bitter cunts when they were in their pomp. (shame about your non european adventure) kicked off outside the ground after the match next to the burger stalls, andy nicholls took a proper fucking kicking. mate of mine bent over and stuck a half eaten burger in nicholls face. horrible scouse cunt was covered in blood, brown sauce, bits of plastic orange cheese and loads of soggy bits of boiled onion. cheered me up no end on the journey home.

the thing i find most fascinating about the carroll signing is geordie bruce stating.... 'To bring a local hero like Andy back to Newcastle United is fantastic' has he been told to say this? is it a bit of his own cunningly thought out pr? does he actually fucking believe it? whichever, bruce is a fat, unhealthy, complicit, wobbling fucking idiot.

canny listen from todays guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2019/aug/09/in-black-and-white-why-newcastle-united-fans-want-mike-ashley-out-podcast

i remember the days when truefaith could be a canny read. michael martin at least did some reasonable editorials, i think in particular 'the zombie club' one was quite well recieved. mind you, he did tarnish whatever hard hitting stuff he wrote by then hypocritically forking out for a season ticket and funding what appalled him so much. bizarre. anyway... we now have this simpering twat writing for them instead.... https://mobile.twitter.com/tfRob1892/status/1156114889091506176?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1156114889091506176&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newcastle-online.org%2Fforum%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D103091.5600 mind you, it shouldnt really come as much of a surprise that clothier is getting all weapy on bruce's behalf considering he penned this stomach churning pile of shite a week or so earlier... http://www.true-faith.co.uk/nufc-china-steve-bruce-press-conference/ i despair for our current supporter base, what the fuck will it take them to learn? ps.... apologies, im not a twitterer so although the first link does work im sure its possible to have done it better than i did!

i reckon 99.9% of journalists would be happy to put their name to an ashley exclusive. it's served its purpose, samuel's 'interview' has been regurgitated by all and sundry now. our .1% appears to be caulkin alone and even he disappoints at times in my opinion. the whole pr thing fries my brain mate. i don't for one second profess to be the most intelligent of blokes, but bishop's work amounts ti nothing more than blindingly transparent lies. he gets away with it because it all comes back to a large majority of our current match going support being profoundly thick or not caring enough. either way, until it wakes from its slumber, we've got fat mikey here for as he says, life. sadly i can't see the above happening, which in my opinion gives us only two hopes... do a sunderland. the fat cunt terminates, preferably horrifically.

i think the media outlet or the person whose name is connected with it in this instance is completely irrelevant mate. it isn't an interview, it's a prepared statement. no questions were asked. the fat cunt giving himself 0/5 for pr is him completely taking the piss out of newcastle's supporters, because he can. he knows the vast majority are terminally stupid. this makes me more sad than angry.

steaming pile of utter shite, this bit in particular.... So in that way I'm a good custodian. Being there when disaster strikes and we go into the Championship and we need someone to write a cheque to put into the football club, I'm good - no question. If we're talking PR, it's the exact opposite. So on financial stability, producing a professionally run football club, proper accounts, proper cash flows, proper accountability - five out of five, very good. On PR - very bad it couldn't be any more opposite, he thinks we're idiots. in 90% of cases, he's right.

i thought it was all some kind of code for 1/4 of an ounce.

they'll have made a noble sacrifice.

fucking hell. this cunt might just achieve the impossible, making pardew look he had some dignity and self respect.

remember them being victims of customs on a trip back from amsterdam! black gary from manchester was no push over either, fast as fuck, wouldve put m9ney on him hitting tyson first!

i reckon you might just be on to something there!

one of the most tragic things about the whole thing i think is the excuses churned out for not supporting a boycott particularly amongst blokes of my own generation and even down to those a decade or two younger. blokes who take their kids/grandkids who have themselves witnessed the relative good times of keegan the player, keegan the manager, robson the manager. a competative club/team which although winning nowt, fucking tried. we even had a couple of trips to wembley in the 70s. we now have a generation of kids who have next to no hope of ever getting the opportunity to see their team in a cup final or giving the best in the country a decent challenge over 90 minutes on a saturday afternoon and by continueing to turn up and line ashley's pockets these fathers/grandfathers are achieving nothing other than ensuring they never will. make no mistake as long as ashley has a tat shop in every high street and retail park in the citys and towns of this country he will continue to own and use what was nufc to advertise them, unless the association becomes toxic to him. i really struggle to see why some people are failing to see this and aren't at least prepared to give it a go.

would love to see it empty, but realistically what do you reckon? going to guess at 42,000ish although there's every chance a big money signing (for ashley's nufc) will pull in another 3 or 4 thousand. a crowd of less than 40,000 would be a reasonable show of discontent from our support and although not enough to financially piss the fat cunt off would be sufficient to raise some discussion in the media.

i doubt it mate. he'd have to be terminally stupid not to know exactly what it is he's bought in to.

aye. from the outset he's prepared to peddle lies for the fucking piece of human scum who employed him. very reminiscent of pardew in 2010 denying having had meetings with ashley/llambias before hughton was sacked. 12 years of lie after lie after lie. it needs destroying.

if it's dopamine hits he's after, i sincerely hope the fat cunt has woken up this morning thinking it'll be incredibly rewarding to take up wingsuit proximity jumping or free solo climbing. i'd pay to see the mess he left.

when edwards wrote for the journal he was the biggest keiron dyer sycophant on the planet. hope lee from the byker wall punches his fucking head in.

this is gonna be hilarious. perhaps even funnier than the big wheel episode of bottom.

aye. doesn't look particularly well as it is. will be visibly ill by christmas i reckon. fuck knows why he's been prepared to put himself through this shite, must be on a suicide mission.

it fries my fucking brain that the club i fell in love with as a 5 year old and has been such a huge part of my life can now be something that actually makes my flesh crawl. 12 years of one man's ownership has overseen one extreme of emotion to another. i detest the fat cunt in a way that's really quite alarming. as for steve bruce, he's shown his true colours plenty of times in the past. he obviously has the moral fibre of a dead slug. will fit right in with this bunch of utter cunts. burn the fucking place down.

pinched from google reviews, the orange tree pub, totteridge.... Went here for a sunday lunch a week a go. Absolutely horrendous. There was a fat tramp in there wearing big flappy jeans and very low quality, out of date sports wear, probably Donnay. He was sat by himself and had 5 dinners on one plate and was shovelling the food in to his mouth with his dirty fingers. Except he missed a lot as he was very drunk, I counted 12 empty pint glasses on his table. He then got up and vomited in the fireplace. I complained to the staff about this disgusting behaviour and was told 'that's Mike Ashley, he comes in here all the time' I WILL NEVER GO HERE AGAIN, TILL ASHLEY HAS GONE

think his vision is extremely clear and he's running it exactly how he sees it.