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oh and I'm on the brink of joining the sopping sheets gang. up for the watford game and I was really hoping to see a win. can't see it now.

every time I see his name mentioned I think of this bloke. he's a british biker. at the very least I'd expect @Kid Dynamite to know just what the fuck it is I'm on about!

aston villa won't be relegated this season. we're staring at it down both barrels currently. oh and there's obviously the 'erm' factor.

certainly not in january '13 ah the heady days of ashley's reign.

it's been a weekend somewhat on the deflating side.

I'm admittedly no clarko, so I'm sure there's much more in depth stats out there if you care to look for them. but.... wood has played in 17 league games, 3 league cup and 1 fa cup and chipped in with 3 goals and no assists. so says the bbc. as we've only got 19 games left and assuming he carried on in the same vein then it would appear he's not really gonna have much impact on our desperate cause.

I'd rather have mitrovic back.

I appreciate its not particularly acceptable to wish bad things on people, but now and again folk are spawned where mebbees it is? ashley falls in to this category for me, the repulsive fat cunt. shame his parents weren't sterilised.

certainly appears that way mate. nowhere near worth the £5m first installment.

the mind can only boggle as to what fiorentina have lumped on top of vlahovic's asking price if they've watched our inability to put the ball in the back of the net.

aye.

on today's showing he wouldn't pass to them anyway.

there isn't a hope in hell that the strikers currently on our books would score enough goals to get us out the championship let alone keep us in this league.

precisely this. we need a striker in the next couple of days or we get nil v whatever watford score next weekend. I've been the eternal optimist up to now we'd get out of this, however anything other 3 points on saturday and I think I'll be chucking the towel in. fucking woeful that was.

well apart from on sports direct signs. he also had lumbering a club with debt because of his own fuck ups off to a tee.

when he has to invest it in his football club it mysteriously turns in to wallpaper.

derby county probably deserve ashley on account of sticking their ground about 15 mile from the nearest pub that'll serve away supporters.

one of the most memorable seasons for me ever was the 83/84 promotion season. fucking fantastic. the two games against your lot were tremendous as you were right in the mix with ourselves, chelsea and sheff wed. 5-0 at home in the fucking ludicrous official 33,000 crowd, (it felt like there was that in the corner of the gallowgate) if it wasn't for alex williams in goal for you that day we would've hit double figures, he was superb. 2-1 at your place, shared a third of the kippax stand with yous and spent as much time watching and avoiding the half bricks yous were lobbing at us as I did watching the match. particularly fraught half an hour after the game 3 of us spent wandering around moss side trying to find the luton bedford we'd travelled down in having become detached from the rest of the lads whilst simultaneously trying to avoid hordes of marauding mancs. I loved the 80s match day experience I did!

there's a derelict land about 14 miles from our stadium. I'd be fucking livid if we invested in it.

the tottenham supporter quickly cemented his popularity by stating how much a bigger club villa are than us. bit weird really, it's never crossed my mind this morning to join a wycombe board and tell them how shite sunderland are and I could probably do with finding a few more people who might like me!

I don't know why I do this to meself occasionally, but I just had a quick look on our thread on the smb. I've quickly established they're in meltdown over their hatred for look north and metro radio. trippier is absolutely shite and they've got some random tottenham fan on there (no doubt in peace) confirming this who quickly seems to have established himself as a rtg legend. not only that, we're all absolutely gutted we didn't get gerrard as manager and equally so that aston villa have completely stolen our thunder with the loan of coutinho, which came as a bit of a surprise to me as I wasn't aware he had and I couldn't give a flying fuck. anyway, the poor fuckers are tearing themselves apart and that's just in the last 2 pages!

we might need him to score a header from a corner mate.

to say nowt of the sinister cartel of tyneside based saudi businessmen.

a striker before the watford game. an absolute must win and as it stands I reckon we're looking at nil next to our name.