thebrokendoll

biffo the bear, a very worthy entry in the cunty things list.

face the facts. less than quarter of an hour ago you managed the biggest self tucking since self tuckings began.

nobody got more premature in the ekitike thread than you. yer absolute whopper...

being 15 again and wanking over the current debbie harry.

we can but hope. the vacuous tart.

what a lovely bloke. you take the piss all you like though mate, every fucker else does.

just because I know you're all beside yourselves with excitement i won't keep you waiting a minute longer....

it's only a lot of words if your attention span is limited to a couple of sentences. and I will never, ever agree with you.

but it isn't just that though is it? fucking hell, I'm aware things are different in this age of social media, twitter influencers and all that bollocks, but this is getting fucking hysterical, unprecedented even? a cartel club has made an offer for a player from little old newcastle who may potentially be on the verge of becoming a threat and we had the audacity to turn it down. they've practically mobilised the fucking tanks man and they've got no intentions of slowing down till we surrender. they've got the cunt hiding in a skip somewhere now outside an Italian restaurant too scared to come out because of all the scary, unreasonable geordies. it's fucking pathetic, likewise our owners if they give in to this shite. the last couple of weeks has had a fluctuating affect on my opinion mind, I'll give it that. I was probably one of the more sympathetic and philosophical amongst us regarding isak initially on account of being hugely critical of the shit show running the club, be it executives, recruitment, transfer windows, ticketing etc etc.. well not anymore, isak is a fucking repulsive, skinny thindercunt. much like ashley he's gone about fucking with something that's been dear to me since I was about 5, except he's managed to condense it in to a few weeks. I no longer want the cumt to suffer a compound fracture of both femurs, I hope he gets hit with a tackle just under the adam's apple and it snaps his fucking spinal column. the piece of fucking scum.

I mean this whole thing has become absolutely farcical now. I think it'd be best for all concerned if isak bought himself a green hurican evo spider, booked himself on the portsmouth to santander ferry with a view to planning a overnight trip at breakneck speed down to portugal. oh, I hope he also takes that greasy wop cunt romano with him as company

mackems prefer grey seagulls the best. the juvenile ones.

id stay at home if i was you. I might know somebody who'd taken your ticket though.

I didn't try to get a ticket. I'm actually gutted now. that said I'm probably too old for hanging around the gunner tavern with me stone island gear on.

I wouldnt fancy being an undercover dipper that got outed.

well apart from strikers that is.

the times now running with my scoop... https://archive.ph/zM1h9 blatant plagiarism.

skinny cunt's house is back on the rental market... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137157125#/?channel=RES_LET you heard it here first, as usual.

canny enough plan in theory. except he'd refuse to go to saudi.

been an hour and a half since that tweet. seems pretty definite to me, if not then ornstein has hung himself out to dry in a libel case. been plwnty of time for a counter tweet refuting it.

I appreciate all that. but that's an endgame statement and I can't imagine it being played out without the skinny cunts blessing.

I wonder where the cunt's living? it can't be particularly easy driving home knowing a whole city and its immediate surroundings fucking hates you.

without his input at all? nah.

tell him all offers will be refused, even £200m then amputate the skinny cunt's legs.

long live the king.... https://x.com/i/status/1954799952963756379

it's good to see this anger. it's only a matter of time before you warm to the idea of ekitike snapping his acl.