thebrokendoll

it's worse than that, they've both sneaked back in...

It did not happen because Staveley brokered the £33m sale of Yankuba Minteh to Brighton and Elliot Anderson — much to the player and Howe’s disappointment — was sold to Forest for £35m. However, the latter was only possible because Newcastle agreed to take Greek goalkeeper Odysseas Vlachodimos for an eight-figure fee that we are told would ‘make your eyes water’. The Magpies have since tried to send him out on loan. don't believe a word of it.

macdonald to arsenal waddle to tottenham beardsley to liverpool gascoigne to tottenham cole to man utd lee bowyer vernon anita etc etc etc... vlachodimos £22m, june 2024 the worst transfer window in newcastle living memory?? yes, I believe it is.

fuck off man. we've just had 15 years of keith bishop spinning that shite.

croydon cunts has a better ring to it.

we sacrificed two promising young players to comply with psr and start a new rolling period. what's happened in the subsequent 2 months had been fucking pathetic.

there's probably as many germans living in majorca as there is in munich.

I don't think there's gonna be many football supporters up and down the country thinking newcastle have won this little spat mate.

there's not gonna be any ear splitting SLAM for us tonight is there? can't even see an uninspiring ker-lunk. just a pathetic pffft.

nee cunt. same as when I was out cutting the lawn.

anyway.... what this thread has established is that 19 people are bastions of football knowledge and 14 should start playing tiddlywinks.

nee cunt. not even a goalkeeper.

1) enter a ballot (number of winners unknow) 2) win ballot, get a 2 day window on a first cone first served basis to select and pay for your seat 3) find every device you have capable of connecting to the Internet and install every browser ever invented on to it. have your head nearly fall off as it oscillates from side to side determining which stick man is walking fastest. 4) pray when it's your turn in the queue that the shite website doesn't boot you back to the beginning again. 5) pick a seat (number available unknown) and hope it goes in to your basket rather than flash forlornly. 6) invest 20 hours a day in to playing the robot/fastest finger first game. 7) buy a dodgy firestick.

like a new signing.

nee cunt.

0/3 success rate in the ballot, man city the latest failure. would be nice if they gave even a hint of information as to how they've split the available tickets between ballot/online sale. far be it from me to throw a conspiracy theory in to the equation but I also wonder if the ballot is weighted in the favour of those who"ve forked out the extra tenner to be superdooper mag+ members?

eales + mitchell = llambias + wise

not bad ali

both sound like a pair of thundercunts to me.

face it, we're just not gonna get one over the line. but we tried.

and so they should.

I wanted an old copper whistling kettle for the campervan wood stove. had a look on ebay and found exactly what I was looking for. put a cheeky bid in for £15 with 24 hours to go and checked in again with a minute to go only to find I'd been outbid. hit them with a big purple one in the last 15 seconds and got the fucking thing for £19.50.... ruthless, that's me.

and I'd agree with that. id have no issue with a low ball offer initially. the 2nd bid would be the best one. at which point I'd walk away. were up to four or five now IF the press are to believed.

go then.... at what point do you say enough's enough then?