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keith losing what tiny little mind he has about north east journalists, in particular downie being too scared to say anything negative about newcastle or positive about sunderland for fear of being chopped up.... no keith you terminally stupid cunt, downie is a sports journalist, newcastle are relatively newsworthy, your club meanwhile is incredibly fucking shite. it really is that simple.

cunt obviously doesn't wanna come then. fuck him.

aye, bindipping twat. sure I read one time he professes to support both scouse club, a double thundercunt.

no way is he bringing bandage boy back.

it's odd I think. I mean since they got a new kit by hummel they've been queueing up in their tens of thousands to buy it. not only that, there's apparently millions of these tops on the black market as they break in to their club shop every night and empty the shelves. and yet the only time the cunts ever wear them is when they're hoying stones at coppers or looting vape shops. weird.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdrlyg088r5o bbc has us finishing a lowly 9th, spaniel lugs has managed to become the go to voice for nufc as far as the beeb is concerned and gives her thoughts on the matter here... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united should you wish to read them.

so here we are a few days from kick off to the new season and a couple of weeks till the transfer window SLAMS shut. how do you rate our deals so far? marks out of 10 and a thoughtful and reasoned explanation as to why please. I'll start.... 2/10 been fucking shite.

this cunt not threatened to go on strike yet?

stupid cunt probably set off to go to the supermarket and ended up in the airport by mistake....

never heard nowt about owt like that. maybe you've got to have a mega mag membership? or maybe have a linked account to tory boy and spaniel lugs? I just don't know!

adult mag, on a train with a newcastle top on. expect a massive mackem backlash.

signing of the season: ruddy top goalscorer: isak most assists: gordon biggest surprise: gemmill predicts an everton relegation.... and it happens. best young player: hall player of the season: isak pl finish: 3rd trophies: nowt.

doesn't count, been here for years jog on..... oops, bit thoughtless.

looking increasingly likely we'll go in to the first game of the season with nottingham forest's third choice goalkeeper as our biggest outlay of the summer. who'd have thought it?

why have they got the homepride flour man playing in every position?

I have a man's dog. you have a chihuahua.

I don't recall ever seeking as much attention as this when me collar bone was shattered in to a million pieces. just bravely got on with things to be honest.

gurt lush, as the locals say!

aye, was a regular weekend out for me and mrs tbd. cracking hardhouse night called ripsnorter in the depot nightclub, tribe of frog is famous in the psytrance scene at lakota club in stokes croft, even the trinity church got in to the act as a venue for dance music debauchery. and aye, can happily confirm bristol is rammed with minxy chicks, especially the dready hippie variety! if I hadn't have had the good fortune to have newcastle as my home city I wouldn't have to been too despondent had bristol been it instead.

I paid (unbeknown to mrs tbd) the best part of £500 for that rifle and seen the rat once since. little fucker appeared from under the hedge mid afternoon and was spotted by the pitbull who launched himself in to attack. rat squealed and dashed off behind the greenhouse with snoop in hot pursuit. I was really worried the dog would put his head through the glass so I dragged him away, but he remained on high alert for the rest of the afternoon. anyway, I've set meself up like some sort of great white hunter from days gone by practically every evening with a carefully laid trap of peanut butter and cooking oil. not a fucking sign of the cunt I have however shot straight through the middle of an empty thatchers gold can with dead eye precision. money well spent!

regarding football dinosaur's short post above.... i think the last week or so has probably highlighted to potential visitors which is the more welcoming and inclusive place between newcastle and sunderland. sunderland isn't a city, it's a moment of pissed up madness by our late queen. and there's nowt great about it either, it's a fucking shithole. but apart from that, he's nailed his post.

here's me with my brand new bsa lightning. be afraid, be very afraid.

just a little cottage mate. canny size garden though so you be welcome to come with a tent.

should've immediately dashed off to that huge gift shop in seahouses full of inflatable puffins etc and got yourself a plastic sword. you could've then dashed back and recreated a russell crowe scene from the coloseum. that'd teach the little cunt.

never fucking heard of the cunt.