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canny, just don't mention chooks.

nowt much wrong in that article to be fair to the bald cumt.

transfer window is gathering pace towards the inevitable SLAM. we've bought a goalkeeper for £24m who was third choice at a team that was flirting with relegation last season and dug another fucker up from the grave. failed seemingly to even try to upgrade on almiron while simultaneously off loading to one of our direct competitors for a europeam place possibly the brightest young prospect on the right wing the world has ever known. not only that, we've shipped out the geordie maradonna for a fraction of the price the mackems are guaranteed to get for some cunt called clarke who no fuckers ever heard of. come back mikey lad and bring your mate thumbheed with you. I for one never had a bad word to say about yous. edit..... and how could I forget? we've spent nearly a month putting in over 100 bids for a central defender in 50p increments!

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956. odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

forest with an obligation to buy preferably.

the stupid spanish cunt.

the feral bindipping cunts can go and fuck themselves in to oblivion.

you may well be right. maybe keegan doesn't court any honour. I do think though that his 'not in the brochure' protest is the single most transformative moment in the club's history, certainly in my lifetime. and while it's impossible to say what might or might not have happened since that time, I personally don't think we'd be where we are today without the way keegan began shaping nufc at the beginning of the 90s. will never be beaten as the greatest nufc legend for me.

I still think it's an absolute travesty keegan hasn't been honoured by the club in some way nobody has deserved it more.

opened up this 'hot' topic thinking maybe the cunt has signed after all. but no, merely ct giving all other thread users a severe Internet arse kicking.

aye and me. the young, dashingly handsome, babe magnet version of tbd.

https://x.com/LeeDForster/status/1825422167791591740 42 years ago, fucks sake.

I really liked the angelic upstarts and thought mensi was a cracking front man. he was also a massive fan of lads although I'm pretty sure he was actually a sand dancer. I suppose they can't really take any credit for this on the latter technicality.

in fairness I did think the toy dolls nellie the elephant was one the worst records ever made. wasn't that keen really on the eurythmics either, although I didn't mind annie lennox.

didn't they give us about £5m compensation for the king? im sure parish thinks he's being a clever cunt fucking about with this transfer, bollocks to him though he can keep his fucking over valued defender we'll always have had the best laugh.

hope susanna reid give parish chlamydia and p.i.d. the absolute whopping cockney thundercunt.

who the fuck is uncle grimace?

or walk past the billboard of the chronicle seller at the entrance to eldon square next to fenwicks. always had the back page headline and saved yourself a tanner.

this cunt getting a wage for nowt?

aye. cunt's pussyfooting about if you ask me.

bollocks is it navy. they showed reverence to us by redecorating the black cats bar and they've done the same again by including us on their strip. and so they should.

nice black and white collar though.

even if he's sold before I get my next springer spaniel I'd still be very tempted to call it miggy. love the way he runs about like a lunatic in circles with no real purpose whilst at the same time managing to look so very, very happy. top lad, loved his purple patch with us, admire him for not wanting to be fucked off to saudi and genuinely wish him all the best in whatever the future holds for him, including if it's immediately here.