Carl

My lass just asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said, "Looking for cheap flights." She got very excited and said, "I love you," then got on her knees & gave me the best blow job I've ever had... Which surprised me as she's never been interested in darts before!

Ritson and Hearn dont get on, Hearn is just trying his best to get a mega money night at St James park and then he will probably cut Ritson loose.

Is it not time for dinosaurs like Moyes and Bruce to stop stinking up football

Lost by at least 4 rounds

On the instructions of Colo

Its just a fat Pardew, put a team out and hope it plays well, the only difference is Pardew had Colo that basically managed the team on the field, Bruce relies on Shelvey.

Build that wall !!!!!

Mrs Carl- "I've also bought you a new stool" Carl- "not now pet I'm eating me crisps"

My only hope now is that big business makes a success of the no deal in spite of the government and certainly not because of it, Engineering in the North East is pretty healthy just now (god knows how) and it would be a criminal act to spoil that so Boris looks hard.

Back to the crisp talk, my wife brought in some Root vegetable and sea salt crisps from Aldi and they are wonderful.

Not in the Unis

Andy Burnham is taking no shit, this could be huge this

First draft rejected

So it looks like the £250 million for the EFL will be taken out of any future payments of TV money and individual clubs will be able to negotiate and keep TV money for their own games, the overall TV contract with Sky BT Amazon BBC will be a lot smaller (so the EFL will get a much bigger share of a vastly smaller pot) and the top 6 will rake it in with their own TV deals

Not much blue left on that chart by the end.

Liverpool last night

When version 2 of the proposal comes out (which was probably the real version anyway) it will be a lot more palatable to more clubs, the obvious end game here is to put more money and power in the hands of the big six.

Looks like the EFL clubs will accept the bribe and 14 votes from the premier league wont be a problem, just wait for the negative stories about clubs going into administration over the next few weeks. The narrative will turn from a choice to a necessity before Christmas

So it looks like the Project Big Picture could actually happen.

So what happens if you go back to work after 10 days and then contact someone again? Another 10 days off ?

At least we now know why the takeover was blocked after todays Premier League story

I would like your expert opinion of the final scene of season 2 of The Boys if you have the time.

This is us on Amazon Prime is very good for a binge with the wife.

Are there like 10 flavours of crisps and new flavours (pigs in blankets, hamburger, turkey and stuffing) are just repackaged? I bought some pigs and blanket crisps from Aldi and they taste just like plain old beefy, that Gary lineker cunt wont pull the wool over my eyes.