manc-mag

This thread has taken a strange twist.

Why the fuck would you be lucky to be bored the shit out of all day Number 3 in the top 10 questions that are asked in your house once your back is turned.

Just remember; double entry. And as long as you show your workings it doesn't even matter if you get your final answer wrong.

You twat Samuel. You not wearing the beard these days under the shade of your coulibah tree?

The pitch'll be fine, it'll be health and safety round the ground/whole of the north east tbh.

I did an accounts exam on my solicitors finals and they taught the whole thing in a week. I imagine it qualifies me for whatever job Gemmill does anyway but I choose not to use it for obvious reasons.

I can pick this one up for you - because he is a complete arsehole. That's my curiosity satisfied.

Don't even know what the second one is but I'd be happy just eating the crust!

How come you're booting off with grizzly adams then?

Toonraider throws a left and right in response in the next clip iirc.

So is Ken Wellsy then or am I being whooshed?

"Proper" weather tbh.

You need the game to go ahead tomorrow. If not Chelsea would have sorted themselves out by the time the replay comes round Aye, good call that like. Wouldn't want this turning into a 'game in hand' at a late stage of the season if we were needy for points and they were in full title run in.

hoof!

Too ambitious for you if that's where you're going with this.

I'd make it an arbitrary age, say 27, (rather than having to go before some licensing approval board). That makes it far from perfect but treats everyone identically so theres no personalised/individual human rights arguments or allegations of abuse by decision makers, which is where the system would get horrendous and as usual only the lawyers would be laughing. An arbitrary age and theres only the obvious (fundemental) human rights argument to contend with, but that'd essentially be a political argument rather than a legal one, once it had been litigated upon for the first time.

I'm guessing from the Aussie scorecard Ponting and Katich went straight after lunch then? Bastards! Thought about trying to stay up later for a bit of the second session but after the morning's lack of any real fizz I could barely keep my eyes open. Glad I missed Hussey building his total anyway. As Dan says, imperitive to get him with the new ball and then then who knows.

Nothing here in the Midlands just yet. ( )

Don't remember hearing it this time round, actually. Pleased to see he's still "laying on" the prizes for the winners each week though. Getting worse all the time innit? "Go to the shops and a hotel". This bit has always looked like a joke compared to the American programme (program) like. A few weeks ago they went to a golf course for a few pints and that was it. Aye you're right an all. That bit before he walks into the boardroom through those double doors he's on his laptop filling in some last minute groupon deal. It's getting worse each week the fewer people are left on the winning side though.

don't you start.

The image of some glorified chicken farmer telling Fat Sam how she expects football to be played is just too delicious. I hope they're proper interfering Charlies this lot and drive the bluetoothed egotist up the fucking wall.

Don't get me wrong, if he's picked and he has a job to do for us then he'll have my full backing when he's on the pitch. Your broader point about one of the big boys signing him though...tbh I'm more than comfortable with the idea of him starting at the heart of Man U or Chelsea's defence as it'd be proof positive that PL standards had slipped in recent years and we had a chance of getting amongst the top teams again.

She's got even worse than that now though, she's got some pre-prepared spiel she trots out which basically says she agrees the decision, but it's definitely not her decision and she wants that on record. Comes across horrendously because viewed another way it's essentially the same thing as saying she has an opinion but she doesnt trust her own judgment. Stella looked like she could have chinned her the other night when she wheeled it out but to her credit she just bit down and carried on. Any of the other female PM's and that sort of flashpoint just descends into bitchfest meltdown. Shame because Laura doesn't need to do any of that really because I think her judgment/instinct is actually quite good.

Didn't he send them to a Moroccan restaurant one week? Not in Morocco like (obviously)

Don't remember hearing it this time round, actually. Pleased to see he's still "laying on" the prizes for the winners each week though. Getting worse all the time innit? "Go to the shops and a hotel". This bit has always looked like a joke compared to the American programme (program) like.