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It's almost as if Chris Morris wrote that article. Aye. "Mind bending skunk"

So no news yet then, in other words.

drumroll......

The loan system should be abolished? eh? Expecting Man Utd to do us favours? eh?

Fucking plank, you can just imagine him coming out with that bit in bold too. Love the last sentence an all, coming from the bloke who thinks it's ok to keep his lass in line with an 'open handed slap'

I never knew he was a dirty rag like? What a bell end Our school never played cricket, it was just for the grammar school toffs. I can appreciate the technical side of it like and also enjoy it as a backdrop to a day on the sauce. I only really take an interest if we're playing the Australians though because it winds them up to fuck if we win. Basically we've gone from likely to lose this test to it now looking like an odds-on draw. No bragging rights then as such but it was just nice to see the resiliance from an England batting display with backs to the wall. Strauss was on a pair when he came in so the first ball must have felt like the equivalent of a world cup penalty to him. And a draw's still slightly better for us than them on balance as we only have to draw the series to retain the Ashes. How a draw though, surely if we get more points than them we win? You pulling my chain now, Steven?

There's better footballers than David Dunn too I would think.

I never knew he was a dirty rag like? What a bell end Our school never played cricket, it was just for the grammar school toffs. I can appreciate the technical side of it like and also enjoy it as a backdrop to a day on the sauce. I only really take an interest if we're playing the Australians though because it winds them up to fuck if we win. Basically we've gone from likely to lose this test to it now looking like an odds-on draw. No bragging rights then as such but it was just nice to see the resiliance from an England batting display with backs to the wall. Strauss was on a pair when he came in so the first ball must have felt like the equivalent of a world cup penalty to him. And a draw's still slightly better for us than them on balance as we only have to draw the series to retain the Ashes.

*with the sole exception of Helena Christensen

...is a great shout btw. Not the supermodel type but bonny as anything. Give me a midget gem over a catwalk model* any day of the week.

Excuse me, are you unwell?

If this goes ahead, fucking freezing cold, Chelsea depleted and seeing their arses over Man U wiping out their lead/goal difference and we start fearless like we're the home team, then we've got half a chance against these bastards.

Eyes like two pissholes in the snow, but great to see a 200-odd deficit rubbed out in an assured fashion. Particularly good to see Hilenhaus go on to offer nothing after his first over career highlight yesterday and for Mitchel Johnson to continue to offer nothing (plus drop Strauss too).

....she didn't even let it settle Assuming she must have some Irish heritage with a surname like that. Can't help herself with the the old Guinness.

Thanks for clearing that up. I'm struggling to choose in the swimwear section mind.

Although it doesn't stop her trying to be, apparently: http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/712.$plit/C_...3A43%3A58%3A626 ( L ) Helen Flannagan, ( R ) Michelle Keegan

She's no... but fucking hell... Agreed, she's no Michelle Keegan like

....and just because I love how much of a tramp she is.

Incidentally next time you're in HMV in the run up to xmas check out Angelina in that Taschen book they have on sale there: I nearly had to be dragged out the shop.

Helena. Perfection.

Willoughby and Cotton are both horrifically overrated. And Cotton is a twat to boot.

I spose I'd care a bit more if he wasn't a complete twat.

I had no idea there was 'previous' here.

Darts is mint and cricket is a class way to pass a day outdoors on the sauce. Neither should ever be mentioned in the same context as football though. No sport in the world should.